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Jun 21st, 2006 at 12:21am

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ATC on the phone- "Yes but this man has no flight experience whatsoever, he is a menace to himself and everything in the air.....Yes, birds too."

Your turn.
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 1:57am

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It's a big building with patients Grin
 
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Reply #2 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 2:08am

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"Im always serious, and don't call me Shirly."

Gotta love it. Another good one is

"Billy have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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Reply #3 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 8:18am

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"It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now" Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 1:00pm

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Its a big building with generals, but thats not important
 
"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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Reply #5 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 1:29pm

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There is one I use regularly "I haven't felt this bad since we saw that Ronald Regan movie" Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 3:34pm

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"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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Reply #7 - Jun 21st, 2006 at 6:29pm

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"Billy, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?"
 
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Reply #8 - Jun 22nd, 2006 at 12:52am
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"Surely There must be something you can do"

"I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley"

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Reply #9 - Jun 22nd, 2006 at 6:34am

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Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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Reply #10 - Jun 22nd, 2006 at 7:21am

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Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive

Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines!
 
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Reply #11 - Jun 24th, 2006 at 9:39pm

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What do you make of it?

Well, it could be a hat, or a brooch... or maybe a pterydactyl...

(paraphrased, but we all remember that one... Grin )
 
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Reply #12 - Jun 25th, 2006 at 10:01am
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"what kind of plane is it"

" Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol"

gotta love the camp dude in that film.
 
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Reply #13 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 2:39am

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On approach: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Sliding down the runway: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Stopped on the runway: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Gotta love Airplane! Grin Grin

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High Flight Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung My eager craft through footless halls of air. Up, up the long delirious, burning blue, I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace Where never lark, or even eagle flew - And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod The high untresspassed sanctity of space, Put out my hand and touched the face of God.&&
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Reply #14 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 6:53am

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Did he have the chicken or the fish?
 
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