Yeah, we Americans have it badly.
No, I don't want nutritional suppliments. I get enough of them at the chow hall.
No, I don't need a Stair Master 5000 series. I get enough excercise with my new bike.
Damn it, I'm getting tired of these corny Save-The-Greenbacks commercials.
No, I don't want a spactula that has an automatic eggbeater, portable radio and a cheap flashlight. And I don't care if I get a free iron. Already got an iron.
However, I do like those funny Capital One commercials. Especially the one with the vikings getting new jobs.