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Jan 13th, 2006 at 9:41am

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Failed it today. Grin


C'est la vie. Smiley
 

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Reply #1 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 9:43am

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Reply #2 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 9:58am

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Failed it today. Grin


C'est la vie. Smiley


I gotta larf... Grin...!

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When I went for my motorbike test the examiner stood on the pavement and said....

"Right, Mr. Fosbery. I want you to ride up the road, turn right at the the next junction, carry on down the road to the bottom. Then turn right again, and meet me here."
Which I duly did...
"Excellent!", he said...!

He asked me a couple of questions about the "Highway Code", (which I had previously studied...endlessly...).

"Excellent, Mr. Fosbery. You have passed the driving test with flying colours!".

Sorted...!

Been having fun on my motorbike ever since... 8)...!

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Reply #3 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 11:14am

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1950...
When I went for my motorbike test the examiner stood on the pavement and said....

"Right, Mr. Fosbery. I want you to ride up the road, turn right at the the next junction, carry on down the road to the bottom. Then turn right again, and meet me here."
Which I duly did...
"Excellent!", he said...!

LOL When I did that I promptly got lost. The unerring Grumpy sense of direction gets me into all sorts of interesting situations. ??? By the time I'd found my way the examiner had got fed up wating & gone back to the office. Needless to say I failed. I won't tell you what he said. Roll Eyes Cheesy

I read about one examiner that told the examinee that he would step out in the road & hold up his hand for an emergency stop at some point in the proceedings. The examiner was as good as his word & stepped out in the road with his hand in the air. Unfortunately he did this in front of the wrong motorbike & was run over. Wink
 

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Reply #4 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 11:26am

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Failed it today. Grin


C'est la vie. Smiley


Doh! Shocked Been there, done that (twice)... Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 12:44pm

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Well as I told my instructor. All the best people fail first time. Grin
 

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Reply #6 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 12:52pm

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Well as I told my instructor. All the best people fail first time. Grin


...And the second I'll have you know... Wink Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 12:54pm

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bad luck woody, better luck next time.
 
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Reply #8 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 12:57pm

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...And the second I'll have you know... Wink Grin

We'll wait and see about that. Tongue Grin
 

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Reply #9 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 4:32pm

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What did you do wrong?

I've been merrily terrorizing the roads since August.
 
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Reply #10 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 4:36pm

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What did you do wrong?


I hit the kerb while aborting a reverse left and turn manuver.
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #11 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 4:38pm

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Ouch, thats harsh. I almost failed mine for being too far out, luckily my examiner seemed to be more interested in getting home, and let me go further back. Plus I drove off without clearing the rain off the window and it was really bad. So I got lucky. You'll get it next time mate:)
 
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Reply #12 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 4:53pm

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Ouch, thats harsh. I almost failed mine for being too far out, luckily my instructor seemed to be more interested in getting home, and let me go further back. Plus I drove off without clearing the rain off the window and it was really bad. So I got lucky. You'll get it next time mate:)

The annoying thing is that I was had just started round the corner when a van came up behind me. So I stopped went into forward and just wasn't quick enough getting the lock off and ran onto the pavement to the exact words of "sh*t f*ck b*gger". Whats even more irritating is afterwards I performed it without a problem. Tongue
 

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Reply #13 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 5:01pm

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It seems strange that got you a fail. Did you do something wrong while pulling away from the van?
 
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Reply #14 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 5:07pm

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Yes. I mounted the pavement. Shocked

After that it all went to pot and I managed to achieve other majors in control, direction change and meeting other traffic.

The last one was irritating cause I thought the car had stopped to let me go by. But then it moved in as I did and as it was her right of way, I had to reverse. The other two were just stupid mistakes and nerves really.

Bummer. Smiley
 

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Reply #15 - Jan 13th, 2006 at 11:16pm

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What the devil is a reverse left and turn manouever?  Is it a 3-point turn type thing? 

On my driver test she told my I was a bit far from the kerb while parallel parking, but I was perfectly aligned with the car in front and behind.
 
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Reply #16 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 7:15am

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reverse left? only had to do a reverse right and that only at training

Only specialty they asked was turning in a narrow street... which i managed to do while in 2nd gear  Grin

Anyway, all those Driving test things have a bad reputation in holland. Only out for your money and nothing else. CBR, which does the final exams, is even worse
 

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Reply #17 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 7:54am

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the left reverse is a reversing manuver round a left corner from a Major road into a minor road or minor to minor, but never minor onto a major road. You have to do it without hitting the curbs while preferably keeping within a foot or two of the curb. The british test is generally not that tough but can be tricky in the case of Woodlouse if you have a car or pedestrian appear while doing a manuver like that.  you have to do a set amount, mine was the 3 point turn, emergency stop and reversing round the corner. Others include reverse or parrallel parking, bay parking. And about 35 to 50 minutes of general driving to show your competant on the roads. Alot of it depends on the examiner as to how tough the test is to pass. They can really get you for the smallest things. India has the easiest test, drive forward, turn left then right and pull up to a stop. Do that right you pass. Which is scary as its the most dangerous place in the world to drive.
 
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Reply #18 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 8:18am

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I have to say that while the test wasn't all that hard it wasn't as easy as I was expecting and the amount of pressure you feel from that creepy little man sitting next to you with a clipboard really knocked me about for the first few minutes.

The other manuver I did was a baypark which was done in the test centre car park with out a hitch.

As for the reverse left hand turn, well, only in countries that drive on the left hand side of the road. Anyone else would know it as a reverse right hand manuver.
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #19 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 8:57am

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I didn't get nervous during my test at first, I was so focused it wasn't an issue, then about 20 minutes in my examiner started asking me questions about myself and thats when it really hit me and it was a case of just hoping to not screw up:)
 
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Reply #20 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 9:46am

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I was absolutely fine intill I got into the car. Then he asked me a few questions which I fumbled through alright then I went and did the baypark and then it hit me and I stalled twice just trying to pull away from there. Tongue
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #21 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 1:14pm

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So is it like backing into a driveway? 

Our test is essentially a drive round the neighborhood, feature a lane-change, double-stop(stop at corner, turn, then there is another hidden stop right there), 3-point turn, parallel parking and that's it.  Takes less than 5 minutes.  And I'm still the only person my age I know of that hsn't yet been in an accident. Smiley
 
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Reply #22 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 1:28pm

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sort of, but instead of a driveway your reversing into another street.
 
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Reply #23 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 1:48pm

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[pedantic mode] TongueThere's no such thing as a '3 point turn' in the UK driving test Tongue[/pedantic mode]

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Reply #24 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 1:52pm

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true, its turn in the road as woody said, It was changed because few people could consistantly do it in 3 moves, as cars got bigger and roads smaller.
 
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Reply #25 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 2:05pm

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[pedantic mode] TongueThere's no such thing as a '3 point turn' in the UK driving test Tongue[/pedantic mode]

TSC (being picky LOL).

Indeed. It's a turn in the road using the forward and reverse gears only. Grin
 

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Reply #26 - Jan 14th, 2006 at 7:21pm

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It never has been a 3 point turn  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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Reply #27 - Jan 16th, 2006 at 9:23am

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Well, following the differed success I had last friday I now have a brand new test booked for the 30th. Lets hope it won't be third time lucky. Grin
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #28 - Jan 16th, 2006 at 9:24am

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Well, following the differed success I had last friday I now have a brand new test booked for the 30th. Lets hope it won't be third time lucky. Grin

LMAO differed success:)
Good Luck Woody.
 
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Reply #29 - Jan 16th, 2006 at 9:26am

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I think that is possibly the fastest reply in forum history. Grin
 

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Reply #30 - Jan 30th, 2006 at 8:41am

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Well, done it again. Grin




Next time............ Embarrassed
 

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Reply #31 - Jan 30th, 2006 at 8:48am

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what happend?
 
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Reply #32 - Jan 30th, 2006 at 12:34pm

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Cut someone up coming off a round about. And failed to stop for a truck that was charging up my arse when I was pulling away from an emergency stop. Smiley
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #33 - Feb 2nd, 2006 at 9:54am

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Sounds ... scary!  Grin

I passed the first time straight... Not to many people do in Belgium!

I'm still not sure what good that reverse around the bend test does. Seems very dangerous to do in real traffic to me! But hey, whoever makes up these test must be so frustrated. Luckely I have an aunt who's a driver's teacher, so she made it even harsher for me ( parallel-parking place smaller, reverse trough an alley test even tighter), so I wass well prepared on my test. Still the first moments my nerves took over, as I remember my clutch-leg trambling so much I feared losing control!  Grin Didn't happen though... it got better in the end..

Cheer up woody... you'll get there... eventually...

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