Oh the sound a holstein must make when it slams into the deck of a chinese fishing trauler at terminal velocity.

later that day in cow heaven.....

Jersey: "Hey man, how'd you die?"

Guernsey: "Air hammer right to the fore head at the meat plant. you?"

Joursey: "ouch man... i got mad cow disease... yeah."

**both look at the new guy**

Jersey: "So Holstein how did your number come up?"

Holstein: "Well... aww hell you'd never believe me"