Simviation Forum - Men/Women Translated

	Search the archive:

Simviation Main Site | Site Search | Upload Images

Simviation Forum › General › Humour › Men/Women Translated

(Moderators: Mitch., Fly2e, ozzy72, beaky, Clipper, JBaymore, Bob70, BigTruck)

‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›

Pages: 1

Men/Women Translated (Read 197 times)

Dec 7^th, 2005 at 7:16pm

jordonj Offline
Colonel
Loose my license...WHAT
license?!
Michigan

Gender:
Posts: 5601

Saw this on another forum.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Averagelooking....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.

EmotionallySecure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Freespirit............................Junkie.

Friendshipfirst......................Former slut.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No Oral.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B***h.

Voluptuous..........................VeryFat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soulmate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead= You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset= Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry =I am hungry

2. I am sleepy =I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress =Nice cleavage!

5. I love you =Let's have sex now

6. I am bored =Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

My first flight in a 172 on August 20, 2004&&&&&&Doing the right thing is more important than doing the thing right. (P. Drucker) &&&&When all think alike, then no one is thinking. (Walter Lippmann)&&&&Boredom's the problem. And how do you beat Boredom? Adventure!!!&&&&Tyler: You-You'll remember my position, won't you?&&&&Rosie: Sure! Stop by for a drink sometime!&&&&Tyler: Wait! Wait! What is my position?&&&&Rosie: Ehhhh...beats the hell outta me! I just hope I can find my way back home!

IP Logged

Reply #1 - Dec 7^th, 2005 at 10:15pm

Corsair Freak Offline
Colonel
Tiskilwa, Illinois, U.S.A.

Gender:
Posts: 1537

ROFL!!!

IP Logged

Reply #2 - Dec 7^th, 2005 at 10:57pm

BFMF Offline
Colonel
Pacific Northwest

Gender:
Posts: 19820

COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

IP Logged

Reply #3 - Dec 7^th, 2005 at 11:55pm

Katahu Offline
Colonel

Gender:
Posts: 6920

The last comment really killed me. Grin

IP Logged

Reply #4 - Dec 8^th, 2005 at 10:01am

Woozy King Ex Member
Forza Lazio!!

Gender:

&&SS Lazio Website

IP Logged

Reply #5 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 4:37pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
Colonel
Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland

Gender:
Posts: 4149

LOL 8)

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

IP Logged

Reply #6 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 8:14pm