Simviation Forum - The Zoo.

Nov 29^th, 2005 at 10:56am

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I little kid spent weeks and weeks saving his pocket money for a trip to the zoo as it was all he'd ever wanted to do. When he finally got there he found that there were absolutely no animals except for a small dog in a cage. It was a Shi Tzu.

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Reply #1 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 11:13am

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If they cross bred that Shi Tzu with a bull dog, the new breed would be called a bull shitz.... Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 11:44am

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LOL!! Romulus!!! Grin

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Reply #3 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 2:03pm

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Reply #4 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 2:45pm

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LOL!! Romulus!!! Grin

Here's a few more cross breeds that could be added to Woody's unique zoo-

Shitz-Box --> Shihtzu / Boxer
Shitz-Poo --> Shihtzu / Poodle
Bull-Shitz --> Bull Terrier / Shitzu- a more moderate Shitz then the bull dog/ Shitzu.... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #5 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 2:47pm

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Youre SO funny, you know that? 8) Grin

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Reply #6 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 3:00pm

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Youre SO funny, you know that? 8) Grin

LOL...that ain't nothing, can you imagine a Chihuahua and a Shi Tzu...lmao....then you'd have a Chia Shitz Pet and you'd probably have to water it daily... Grin

I know boo hiss..... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #7 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 3:02pm

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^ ROFLMAO!! Grin

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Reply #8 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 3:08pm

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I wonder how many different dog Shitz we could come up with....hmmm...

Now I know a Daschund is also known as a hot dog....oh Lord dare I....lmao....a Shitz hotdog....egad, I've gone and lost what little mind I had left..... Cry

I think I will enjoy insanity, seems all the fashionable people are going that route.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Nov 29^th, 2005 at 3:32pm

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