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Nov 23rd, 2005 at 3:25am

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My edit of another sent from my uncle (most have been associated with other posts somewhere or another):

Destable People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
     I know where my watch is -- I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is!
2. People who can get off their rump to search the entire room for the TV remote but they
     refuse to walk to the TV to push the channel buttons.
3. People who say, "You just want to have your cake and eat it too."
     Duh! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. People who ask, while watching a theatre film, "Did you see that?".
     No, you dipstick, I paid my $ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
     Didn't really give me a choice there, did you, sunshine?
6. People who say something is 'new and improved!'
     Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
     If it's an improvement, then it must have existed in some form before -- it can't be new.
7. People who arrive and ask, "Has the bus come yet?".
     If the bus came would I still be standing here waiting, ignoramous?
 
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Reply #1 - Nov 23rd, 2005 at 3:29am

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LOL!!

Im soo gonna use this at school! Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 23rd, 2005 at 3:44am

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Quote:
Destable People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
    I know where my watch is -- I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is!
2. People who can get off their rump to search the entire room for the TV remote but they
    refuse to walk to the TV to push the channel buttons.
3. People who say, "You just want to have your cake and eat it too."
    Duh! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. People who ask, while watching a theatre film, "Did you see that?".
    No, you dipstick, I paid my $ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
    Didn't really give me a choice there, did you, sunshine?
6. People who say something is 'new and improved!'
    Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
    If it's an improvement, then it must have existed in some form before -- it can't be new.
7. People who arrive and ask, "Has the bus come yet?".
    If the bus came would I still be standing here waiting, ignoramous?


LOL!

Hwa ha! Cheesy #6 is so true

About #7, maybe you would, but chances are you wouldn't Roll Eyes lol

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Reply #3 - Nov 23rd, 2005 at 10:09am

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LOL Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 23rd, 2005 at 10:30am

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Reply #5 - Nov 24th, 2005 at 5:33am

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Not sure Woody... I noticed Andrew has stopped saying it. Lips Sealed
 
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Reply #6 - Nov 24th, 2005 at 5:55pm

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Reply #7 - Nov 25th, 2005 at 2:53am

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BPB by me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Reply #8 - Nov 25th, 2005 at 5:52am

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As I stated:
Quote:
My edit of another sent from my uncle (most have been associated with other posts somewhere or another)

 
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Reply #9 - Nov 25th, 2005 at 2:06pm

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5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
     Didn't really give me a choice there, did you, sunshine?


Damn!! I do that!!  Embarrassed Lips Sealed

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Reply #10 - Nov 25th, 2005 at 3:50pm

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Damn!! I do that!!  Embarrassed Lips Sealed

Please don't kill me everybody.......  Cheesy


LOL....Cheer up Charlie...we at SimV do these things all the time........... 8)
 
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Reply #11 - Nov 26th, 2005 at 1:03am

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LOL....Cheer up Charlie...we at SimV do these things all the time........... 8)
??? Kill people? Shocked 8)
 
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Reply #12 - Nov 26th, 2005 at 1:08am

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What I hate is when you ask someone a question, then they answer the question without you repeating the question Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #13 - Nov 26th, 2005 at 1:10am

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Quote:
??? Kill people? Shocked 8)


What do you think happens when newcomers post for a few weeks, and then disappear?

Grin

just kidding Wink
 
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Reply #14 - Nov 26th, 2005 at 6:09am

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Quote:
What do you think happens when newcomers post for a few weeks, and then disappear?

Grin

just kidding
     


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