Simviation Forum - Haha.. The Pharmacist!

Nov 18^th, 2005 at 3:08pm

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls’ parents’ house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!". The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

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Reply #1 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 3:19pm

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LOL!!!

Good one!!

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Reply #2 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 4:56pm

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I'd like to see him weasle his way out of that one!

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Reply #3 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 6:10pm

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Thank you so much for warning everyone. Grin

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Reply #4 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 6:19pm

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D'oh!

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Reply #5 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 7:24pm

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I never buy my condoms at the pharmacy, too expensive!

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Reply #6 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 8:26pm

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I never buy my condoms at the pharmacy, too expensive!

Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she? Grin

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Reply #7 - Nov 18^th, 2005 at 8:28pm

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Thank you so much for warning everyone. Grin

Nooooooo problem Grin

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Reply #8 - Nov 19^th, 2005 at 5:16am

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Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she? Grin

... Not a bad idea. Grin

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Reply #9 - Nov 19^th, 2005 at 2:22pm

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lol, "been posted before..."

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Reply #10 - Nov 19^th, 2005 at 5:19pm

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lol, "been posted before..."

Big, fat, lies! Grin

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Reply #11 - Nov 19^th, 2005 at 8:37pm

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nope, 'tis true! But its still funny.

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Reply #12 - Nov 19^th, 2005 at 8:42pm

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LOL The old ones are the best. Grin

I first heard that one in the school playground & that was a very long time ago. Tongue

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Reply #13 - Nov 19^th, 2005 at 8:57pm

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Let your girl buy 'em! She's the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, does she? Grin

Would you like to be the father of said baby?

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