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The Bathtub (Read 253 times)
Nov 11
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, 2005 at 6:09am
Mynameisnemo
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
Do you want a room with or without a view?
Nemo.....
p.s
if this has been posted before please post the link
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Nov 11
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LOL
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Nov 11
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lol, I'm too lazy this morning to find a link for ya....besides it's about time to go start cleaning off the windows on the car so I can see where I'm going on my way to work..
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Nov 11
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Woozy King
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Forza Lazio!!
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Nov 12
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So, Nemo,
did you get one with or without the view?
8)
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Nov 12
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I personally would've used the spoon, but thats just me.
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Nov 12
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LOL
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Nov 12
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, 2005 at 3:24pm
Mynameisnemo
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So, Nemo,
did you get one with or without the view?
8)
Lol there still after me........ *got to find a new hiding place now*.......
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Nov 12
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, 2005 at 3:33pm
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lol - good one. Caught me out anyway.
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