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Nov 10^th, 2005 at 3:00am

ozzy72 Offline
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I can't remember if I've posted this one before or not so here goes...

A guy picks up a girl in a bar and is driving her home when he pulls into a layby and cuts the engine.
"Oh no the out of petrol routine?" asks the girl sarcastically.
"Nope this is the here after routine" replies the guy.
"The what?"
"The here after routine! If you are not here after what I'm here after you'll be here after I'm gone!" Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Nov 10^th, 2005 at 8:43am

Romulus111VADT Offline
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Now that's such a suave and sophisticated way to put it, such a romantic... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Nov 10^th, 2005 at 10:21am

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And they say chivalry is dead.. Roll Eyes

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