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The Genie (Read 334 times)
Nov 8
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, 2005 at 1:18am
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A man is walking along a street and spies a stange ornate looking bottle in the gutter. Thinking it could be worth something he picks it up and gives it a rub as he thinks of how much he could get at the local pawn shop for it.
Suddenly, to his great surprise a puff of smoke escapes from the bottle and a buxom blonde arabian dressed woman appears before his eyes. She says "Greetings master, I am the genie of the lamp (yeah DIR!!!, like you didnt know) you have three wishes".
The man is stunned and cant believe his eyes. His first wish is a knee jerk reaction. "I wish, I wish, the streets were lines with gold". The genie replies "done", and with a nod the streets are a shimmering pool of gold as far as the eye can see. The man is now almost uncontrolably shaking. He can't believe his lcuk. Immediately, he says "okay then my second wish is that I want a mansion full of the hottest women, who want nothing better than to satisfy my every carnal desire!". The genie says
"yes master it is done".
The both of them find themselves in the main hall of a huge mansion. Then the ornate dobule doors open and in stream the most stunning group of women anyone has ever seen. All types, from athletic amazonians to buxom blonde with all the ones in between. All are scantily clad with suggest nightime wear and all have one thing on their mind and are letting the man know.
The man cannot belive his luck. Suddenly he relies he is going to need help. He turns to the blonde genie and ask for his last wish. Immediatly there is a large crash and as the doors are smashed open and in charged a group of men in white, with pointed hoods. The man is stunned and before he can react, they throw a noose over his head, drag him outside to the nearest tree. Its not long before the man is dead!
Later on that day, the genie is in her lamp talking on the genie phone to her genie friend. She says "I mean I understand the first wish, every many wants tremendous wealth. Even the second one made sense, but the third. I mean why would any man like to be hung like a black man?"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 8
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Oooh... naughty!
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Nov 8
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that's nasty
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Nov 9
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lol
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Nov 9
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nice
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Nov 9
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Tututut..
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Nov 9
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Be carefull what you wish for...Or at least be carefull how you word it
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Nov 9
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yes it is funny IF you can consider what makes it funny, but to me it sounds a little racist....
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Nov 10
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Yup it is racist and sexist against white mens willies
Just shows how important it is to use correct English
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 10
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Oh! I get it now!!
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Nov 10
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Nov 10
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I thought it was funny. The thing about racist jokes is that if you are not racist, then you can still find them funny you just have to not take them seriously at all. There is still a line after which it is not the least bit funny, but this one wasn't even close.
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Nov 10
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That is the thing isn't it with most jokes it is based on some prejudice that makes the listener/reader feel superior to the object of the joke. Of course turning it on its head is also funny as in the case of this one
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 10
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ROFL!
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