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Blonde joke #358765835732654371 (Read 237 times)
Nov 1
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, 2005 at 8:52pm
flyboy 28
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A blonde was shopping and came across a silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
“That’s a Thermos,” the clerk said. “It keeps some things hot and some things cold.”
“Wow,” said the blonde. “That’s amazing. I’m going to buy it!”
So she bought the Thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
“What do you have there?” he asked.
“Why, that’s a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.
Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”
The blond replied, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”
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Nov 1
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lol, yep that one has definately been around for a long time..
still funny to hear it again though..
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Yeah, reminds me of the blonde who thought a microwave was a TV.
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lol
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Yeah, reminds me of the blonde who thought a microwave was a TV.
Is she the same one who wondered why her hair was a mess in the morning after leaving her shortwave radio on all night?
If you've seen that posted somewhere before, I haven't; just responding to the statement - H.
8)
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It defeninately has been posted before, but I'm not looking to find it.
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Nov 2
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as Fozzer would have said: Tee Hee..... Blondes...LOL..!
Im going out on my bike....Beware blondes on road..LOL...
...!
Cheers Theis ( not so good to parodie pal paul!)
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