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The burglar. (Read 285 times)

Oct 27^th, 2005 at 4:18pm

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A burglar breaks into a house when noone's home. He sees an expensive looking stereo system. When goes to snatch it, a voice behind him says "Jesus is watching you." The thief turns and shines his flashlight behind him, and sees a parrot in a cage. Ever amused at the talking bird, he asks "did you just say that?" The bird says "Yes, I did. My name's Moses. How do you do?" The burglar then asks the parrot, "What kind of people name a bird Moses?" The bird then replies "The same kind of people who name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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Reply #1 - Oct 27^th, 2005 at 4:20pm

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Reply #2 - Oct 27^th, 2005 at 4:37pm

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LOL

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Reply #3 - Oct 27^th, 2005 at 4:51pm

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Great

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Reply #4 - Oct 27^th, 2005 at 4:55pm

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grrrr...(burgler in a squeeky voice)..."mommy" Tongue

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Reply #5 - Oct 27^th, 2005 at 6:05pm

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hehehe...I don't like doing this...BUT...since someone else hasn't yet...

BEEN POSTED BEFORE.. Wink

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Reply #6 - Oct 27^th, 2005 at 10:45pm

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lol

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Reply #7 - Oct 28^th, 2005 at 10:36am

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BEEN POSTED BEFORE..

Oh well, I'm not surprised really. Wink

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Reply #8 - Oct 28^th, 2005 at 4:13pm

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Oh well, I'm not surprised really. Wink

me niether and I really wasn't going to say anything because i enjoy seeing older stories that I may have forgot or lost details about posted again and again every few months.. Wink

I just said it to get it in before you know who... Wink

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