Simviation Forum - Another Bush joke

Oct 19^th, 2005 at 11:33am

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Hoping this does not get the same response as the 'Bush was kidnapped' joke.

George W Bush is eating breakfast when Donald Rumsfeld walks in and says, "George, there was a terrible battle in Iraq last night. 3 Brazilian soldiers died."

George W Bush exclaimed, "oh my. That's awful" and put his head in his hands.

After about 30 seconds of silence, Dubya looked up at Rumsfeld and said, ".. how many is a brazillian?"

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Reply #1 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 11:43am

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LMAO.....

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Reply #2 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 12:01pm

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Holy crap! I was just about to post this very same joke! Great minds think alike I guess...

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Reply #3 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 12:29pm

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Lol!

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Reply #4 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 2:06pm

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Holy crap! I was just about to post this very same joke! Great minds think alike I guess...

LMAO, and your both thinking of good ole GW. Sort of sad if you think about it...lol...especially when there's so many other people that are screaming out to be made fun of..... Grin

I'll grant you that ole GW has been screaming pretty loud for awhile..... Grin

It' sort of interesting though, it seems since ole Wacko Jacko has been behaving. Everybody has turned their attention to GW....lol....hmmmm..... Grin

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #5 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 4:46pm

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It' sort of interesting though, it seems since ole Wacko Jacko has been behaving. Everybody has turned their attention to GW....lol....hmmmm..... Grin

Can't say I'd noticed. We have more than enough of our own to poke fun at. Roll Eyes

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Reply #6 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 5:39pm

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Holy crap! I was just about to post this very same joke!

Sorry, already been posted Grin

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Reply #7 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 5:40pm

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This joke exists in roughly three hundred forms, the majority of them involving blonde females, so it's ok Wink

(after all, we're not lighting anybody on fire Grin

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Reply #8 - Oct 19^th, 2005 at 7:19pm

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I had to read that several times over before I got it. Mind you it is gone midnight. Roll Eyes

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Reply #9 - Oct 25^th, 2005 at 12:15am

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Funny, I respect the guy, but it sure is a funny joke. Grin

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Reply #10 - Oct 25^th, 2005 at 3:28am

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LOL!

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Reply #11 - Oct 25^th, 2005 at 9:51am

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Thats good. I should post some of Lettermans bush jokes.

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Reply #12 - Oct 25^th, 2005 at 9:45pm

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