Simviation Forum - What would you be driving?

Oct 12^th, 2005 at 12:00am

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Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

The first one answers "Never!" St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct and gives him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven.

The second man answers "Oh, about 25-30 times." He is given a Ford Pinto and sent on his way.

The third man answers "Maybe 400-500 times" and is assigned a bicycle. A few months later, the three meet up and the Pinto driver, and the bicycle rider notice the Rolls-Royce man has a long drawn-out sad look on his face. Puzzled, the other two query him as to "why the sad face?".

Mr. Rolls just looked at them and said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!"

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Reply #1 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 12:52am

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already been posted Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 1:02am

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already been posted Grin

how long ago?

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Reply #3 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 1:29am

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A year ago Wink

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Reply #4 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 5:29am

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LOL! I would run her over! 8)

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Reply #5 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 6:17am

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Couldn't this be construed as being religious? Lips Sealed

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Reply #6 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 6:48am

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Maybe

I have no religion, I'm Atheist

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Reply #7 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 6:49am

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LOL
I'd prefer a skateboard over a Rolls. No need to go anywhere in heaven... Better have fun.

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Reply #8 - Oct 12^th, 2005 at 3:50pm

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Couldn't this be construed as being religious? Lips Sealed

Nope, not really. Heaven is just the only logical setting that makes sense for the joke, the joke itself doesn't have anything to do with religion. Get the difference?

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A year ago Wink

6 months or older and a bpb doesn't count Wink

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Reply #9 - Oct 18^th, 2005 at 5:34pm