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Sad but true... my condolences to Ben! (Read 611 times)
Oct 7th, 2005 at 10:58pm

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A buddy of my dad's, who just happens to be a Vikings fan, sent him this at work-

9/12/2005 -Kaukauna, Wisconsin. A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him.  The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and
the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a
way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing
the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to
check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge
granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly
believes are not capable of beating anyone. . . .
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 7th, 2005 at 11:07pm

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very true. I'll E-mail it to my uncle. The Hugestest Packers fan.
 
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Reply #2 - Oct 9th, 2005 at 1:16am

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Reply #3 - Oct 9th, 2005 at 2:18am

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LOL! SO true, sounds like the Browns too.. Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - Oct 9th, 2005 at 11:40am

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LMAO Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Oct 9th, 2005 at 12:05pm

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LOL!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Very good one!!
 
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Reply #6 - Oct 9th, 2005 at 12:17pm
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LMAO!!!! Grin Grin Grin

took me about 10 reads to get it.

time for the Bears superbowl shuffle!!! Wink Lips Sealed

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Reply #7 - Oct 10th, 2005 at 9:16am

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I Guess ben gets the last laugh on this one Roll Eyes Cheesy
 
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Reply #8 - Oct 10th, 2005 at 12:24pm

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Quote:
I Guess ben gets the last laugh on this one Roll Eyes Cheesy

Well, I am a Packers fan... unless they're playing the Eagles.
 
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Reply #9 - Oct 11th, 2005 at 1:50pm
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Heh, very funny Bendon, very funny... Tongue Tongue Tongue Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Oct 11th, 2005 at 2:59pm

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  Grin thats great
 
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Reply #11 - Oct 15th, 2005 at 8:08pm

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Oooohhhhhh   Undecided  Angry  Wink
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Reply #12 - Oct 16th, 2005 at 8:02am
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Sat there for a minute....

...then got it! I have no idea who the Green Bay Packers are (football, baseball?), but I get the joke!
 
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Reply #13 - Oct 16th, 2005 at 3:13pm

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Ouch Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Oct 16th, 2005 at 10:40pm
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Quote:
Sat there for a minute....

...then got it! I have no idea who the Green Bay Packers are (football, baseball?), but I get the joke!

They're the NFL team (American football) from my hometown...if that helps any... Grin
 
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