Couple of Funny stuff from Tech Support.

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Customer:  I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it  just doesn't work.  What am I doing wrong?
Tech support:  OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support:  And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer:  Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD  player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

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Tech support:  What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:  A white one...

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Customer:  Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support:  That doesn't  sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:  No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's  still on my desk... sorry....

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Tech support:  Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer:  Your left or my left?

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Tech support:  Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer:  Hello... I can't print.
Tech support:  Would you click on "start"  for me and...
Customer:  Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not  Bill Gates, damn it!

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Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every  time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the  printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still
says he can't find it...

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Customer:  I have problems printing in red...
Tech support:  Do you have a color printer?
Customer:  Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:  A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Customer:  My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:  OK
Tech support:  Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there  another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work
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Tech support:  Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a  capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer:  I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:  Five stars.
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Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:  Netscape.
Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on  my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support:  How may I help you?
Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:  OK,  and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her  printer.
Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his  printer is working fine."

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And last but not least:....

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at  the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the  screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer:  I don't have a P.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  What do you mean?
Tech support:  "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!


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Cheers,

     Some are funny, some not all.

AND anyone dare say Been Posted Before.!!!

James

Great find! LOL
oh eh... and the last on... BPB! 

Some people are just plain stupid! aren't they?

Very much LOL though!

LOL!! The one with the @ symbol is hilarious

LMAO.

I'd like to think these were made up...

my friend once was calling tech support, when his mom walked in the room and said: that's not how you do it, let me do it!

so shee took the phone from him and sat down in front of the computer and said to the tech support:

help me out here... my computer is a [reads monitor brand and model names printed on the monitor]

my freind almost died laughing, and so did i after he told that to me

so yes, i do believe most of those must be true

Moach

Quote:


Was it just me , or did i ask NO BPB!!....LOL....HOW dare you!

LOL

James, Glad you like em.

this was great. i was jsut reading this in A+ comp class.

LMAO!!!

Ramos