Simviation Forum - Deer on runway

Sep 28^th, 2005 at 12:46am

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Comedian (on the phone w/ his wife): Honey, I'm going to be late. We hit a deer with the airplane.

Wife: My God!! Were you on the ground when it happened?!!

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Reply #1 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 7:47am

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maybe that was rudolf LOL

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Reply #2 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 11:21am

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Hmmm, either I heard this before some where else. Or Andrew will have a brief comment to make.... Grin

My ex-wife hit a crow once. Seems it flew directly in front of her car, then turned and hit the windshield head on. She was pretty upset about the collision even though there was no visible damage to her car.

It didn't help matters when I asked her if she knew what the last thing that went through the crows head at the moment of impact was. She said , "No". I said, "His ass". I bet to this day she's never figured out my response..... Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 1:10pm

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...It didn't help matters when I asked her if she knew what the last thing that went through the crows head at the moment of impact was. She said , "No". I said, "His ass". I bet to this day she's never figured out my response..... Grin

LOL...

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Reply #4 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 2:39pm

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you really respect your wife dont you romulus?? lol Grin

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Reply #5 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 3:11pm

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you really respect your wife dont you romulus?? lol Grin

That's why she's my EX-wife...... Grin

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 5:03pm

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Reply #7 - Sep 28^th, 2005 at 7:07pm

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OHHH SORRY

lol didnt see the EX part, you should have highlighted it lol

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Reply #8 - Sep 29^th, 2005 at 1:35pm

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lol, been posted before, but not with Rom's commentary..

very cool..

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Reply #9 - Sep 30^th, 2005 at 4:17am

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It didn't help matters when I asked her if she knew what the last thing that went through the crows head at the moment of impact was. She said , "No". I said, "His ass". I bet to this day she's never figured out my response.....

I've just cacked myself laughing!!! XD My bladder's near breaking point...LOL! What's that wet stuff? Uh oh... Grin

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Reply #10 - Oct 7^th, 2005 at 12:24am

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Reply #11 - Oct 7^th, 2005 at 6:43pm

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Hmmm, either I heard this before some where else. Or Andrew will have a brief comment to make.... Grin

Actually, I went flying the other day and two deer ran out in front of me.

If you think i'm kidding, im not.

I was actually taxxing out to the runway, and two deer run in front of me, causing me to have to hit the brakes hard.

Yesterday when I saw my mom, I told her that "I went flying and two deer ran out in front of me". She really thought I was joking about deer in the sky Grin

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Reply #12 - Oct 7^th, 2005 at 8:15pm

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Actually, I went flying the other day and two deer ran out in front of me.

If you think i'm kidding, im not.

I was actually taxxing out to the runway, and two deer run in front of me, causing me to have to hit the brakes hard.

Yesterday when I saw my mom, I told her that "I went flying and two deer ran out in front of me". She really thought I was joking about deer in the sky Grin

Well, at least she didn't yell at you for almost ruining Christmas by trying to take out some of Santa's reindeer.

My ex-wife asked me once if Santa flew over war zones because of all the anti-aircraft guns and stuff. I told her that the one time he did the AA shell explosions scared the crap out of the 8 tiny reindeer and Santa developed a real $hitty attitude and never tried it again. Bet she's still scratching her head trying to figure that response out.

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #13 - Oct 7^th, 2005 at 11:20pm

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Reminds me of a redneck joke....

"Now, im sittin next to this guy on a plane, and we hit some turbulence, and he looks out the window!! I mean you're not gonna hear the phrase, OH MY GOD, WE JUST HIT A DOG! at 30,000 feet!"

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Reply #14 - Oct 8^th, 2005 at 4:02am

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So good!
Its like when I asked my CFI "do you have a problem with birds on the runway here?" "No. We hit bird. Bird dies, we win."
Nice work with the ass joke (and the crow) Romulus!

Tee hee!

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