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Don't you just love it when your teacher screws up (Read 449 times)
Sep 21
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...but anyway....
...true story...
Don't know if any of you have one of those teachers that asks a question, but then if no one answers, he/she goes like "starts with a phospho, ends with a phobic"...
...but yesterday, my bio teacher went "starts with a whore, ends with a moan*"
he was completely oblivious to why the whole class was laughing their asses off
* - hormones
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Sep 21
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The other day in class my math teacher said "Now, who can tell me what a transvestite is?" instead of "transversal" God, it was funny!
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Oct 1
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This one time, during sex ed; the nurse asked what a pe... oh wait, nevermind.
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Oct 1
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I like Sex Ed
let's be honest, who doesn't?
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why can't the Amish teach drivers ed and sex ed in the same day?
Why because it is too rough on the horse!
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How about the time my home room (and 10th grade geometry) teacher Mr. Smith was reading the announcements. One of them was that a large mexican hat was lost in the JSL.
"A large Mexican was found in the JSL... go to the office to claim it...."
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That reminds me, last thrusday, an announcement about early dismissal of soccer players...
"Please pardon the interruption, JV and Varsity...wait, is this thing on?...Please pardon the interruption, JV and Varsity Soccer players will be dismissed at 2:20 today."
LOL...
A classic
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Teachers do screw up at times, but the stundents ultimately make the biggest screwups.
One time, we had a school talk show hosted by the school itself. It lasts for about half an hour and it topics were basically about the issues that the school had. Students could also talk to the principle involved by phone and the calls are then transmitted live for all to hear.
Well, one time, a student called the principle and it went like this:
Student: "Do you know what I think?"
Principle: "No, I don't."
Student: "I think that you're a stupid @55h0!3."
*Silence*
*Program immediately shuts off*
The majority of the classes in the school kept silent for a while as a few classes went off in laughter.
I was like:
"...............................................................................
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The student got caught within the hour and was later expelled. He was caught when he started bragging to two girls about how tough he was on what he said.
Doofus.
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My art teachers name is Jack Wood. Its funny to hear over the intercom " Jack Wood to the office please, Jack Wood please" every time they say that you can hear the whole school laugh
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