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Don't you just love it when your teacher screws up (Read 449 times)
Sep 21st, 2005 at 10:28am

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...but anyway....

...true story...

Don't know if any of you have one of those teachers that asks a question, but then if no one answers, he/she goes like "starts with a phospho, ends with a phobic"...

...but yesterday, my bio teacher went "starts with a whore, ends with a moan*"

he was completely oblivious to why the whole class was laughing their asses off Grin

* - hormones Wink
 

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Reply #1 - Sep 21st, 2005 at 11:42am

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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Stupid teacher......don't let Mark see this Grin 8) 8) Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #2 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 1:51am

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The other day in class my math teacher said "Now, who can tell me what a transvestite is?" instead of "transversal" God, it was funny!  Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 3:00am

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Just proves we're only human Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 3:23am

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Reply #5 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 3:32am
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This one time, during sex ed; the nurse asked what a pe... oh wait, nevermind.
 
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Reply #6 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 3:34am

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I like Sex Ed Grin
 

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Reply #7 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 4:20pm
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Quote:
I like Sex Ed Grin


let's be honest, who doesn't? Wink

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Reply #8 - Oct 1st, 2005 at 11:28pm

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why can't the Amish teach drivers ed and sex ed in the same day?










Why because it is too rough on the horse!
 
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Reply #9 - Oct 2nd, 2005 at 6:29pm

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How about the time my home room (and 10th grade geometry) teacher Mr. Smith was reading the announcements.  One of them was that a large mexican hat was lost in the JSL.

"A large Mexican was found in the JSL... go to the office to claim it...."

Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Oct 2nd, 2005 at 10:30pm

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That reminds me, last thrusday, an announcement about early dismissal of soccer players...

"Please pardon the interruption, JV and Varsity...wait, is this thing on?...Please pardon the interruption, JV and Varsity Soccer players will be dismissed at 2:20 today."

LOL...

A classic Grin
 

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Reply #11 - Oct 2nd, 2005 at 11:36pm

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Teachers do screw up at times, but the stundents ultimately make the biggest screwups.

One time, we had a school talk show hosted by the school itself. It lasts for about half an hour and it topics were basically about the issues that the school had. Students could also talk to the principle involved by phone and the calls are then transmitted live for all to hear.

Well, one time, a student called the principle and it went like this:

Student: "Do you know what I think?"
Principle: "No, I don't."
Student: "I think that you're a stupid @55h0!3."

*Silence*

*Program immediately shuts off*

The majority of the classes in the school kept silent for a while as a few classes went off in laughter.

I was like:

"...............................................................................
.. Shocked

................................................................................
.. Undecided "

The student got caught within the hour and was later expelled. He was caught when he started bragging to two girls about how tough he was on what he said.

Doofus. Undecided
 
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Reply #12 - Oct 3rd, 2005 at 6:41am

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We were once told by my history teacher that "Elizabeth I had a big ding-dong." Grin
 

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Reply #13 - Oct 5th, 2005 at 10:32pm

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My art teachers name is Jack Wood. Its funny to hear over the intercom " Jack Wood to the office please, Jack Wood please" every time they say that you can hear the whole school laugh  Grin

 

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