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Sep 21
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, 2005 at 12:26am
The Ruptured Duck
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Wanna hear a funny story? Well I'm gonna tell you anyway.
The following happened to me:
I come home from work and I see that my parents had changed my bedroom furnature. My mom is in my room sitting on my bed when she said,
"Michael, I found your dirty magazines"
I replied: "No, I can explain.....wait, no I can't, what are you talking about?"
-"AOPA, Private Pilot, Plane and Pilot, Aero Trader Michael, for gods sake aero trader"
(me)..............
"Michael, you have a problem, all these magazines were just sitting under your bed collecting dust. You need to clean your room more often"
Well, I thought it was funny.
"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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Sep 21
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Saitek
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lol
Some parents just need to get their heads screwed on - they just don't understand.
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Sep 21
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, 2005 at 9:26am
The Ruptured Duck
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Quote:
lol
Some parents just need to get their heads screwed on - they just don't understand.
Did you get the punchline? hey 900posts!
"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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Sep 21
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, 2005 at 11:45am
Woozy King
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Forza Lazio!!
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Did you get the punchline? hey 900posts!
I didn't get it.......Congrats
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Sep 21
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, 2005 at 2:14pm
BFMF
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Already been posted
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Sep 21
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, 2005 at 5:16pm
Jared
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lol, still not a bad deal....
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Sep 22
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, 2005 at 9:32am
The Ruptured Duck
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Nuh huh, I just made this up based off an experience I just had.
For those who didn't get teh punchline, "Dirty Magazines". The magazines were collecting dust under my bed
"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&
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Sep 23
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, 2005 at 10:54pm
BFMF
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Nuh huh, I just made this up based off an experience I just had.
I just couldn't help it!
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Sep 24
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I just couldn't help it!
BPB
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Sep 24
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, 2005 at 11:27am
BFMF
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BPB
8)
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Sep 26
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, 2005 at 1:33am
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Nuh huh, I just made this up based off an experience I just had.
For those who didn't get teh punchline, "Dirty Magazines". The magazines were collecting dust under my bed
Ahhh, so they didn't find those magazines that you look at after those long flights in the sim...
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Sep 27
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, 2005 at 10:28am
Drumlineramos
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Nuh huh, I just made this up based off an experience I just had.
For those who didn't get teh punchline, "Dirty Magazines". The magazines were collecting dust under my bed
OMG!!! that made my day. (well that and staying home from school) wow. ood line.
Ramos
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