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Sep 20th, 2005 at 7:08pm

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A Charlotte NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless,that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.
 

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Reply #1 - Sep 20th, 2005 at 7:13pm

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ok...my first time...

BPB!

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Reply #2 - Sep 20th, 2005 at 8:42pm

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Stormtrooper, you've been here barely long enough to say that.

That's my line Grin


j/k of course Wink
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 20th, 2005 at 10:23pm

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Meh...I been at the forums for almost 2 years now...

...I'm just one of those people who doesn't push on my keyboard all day Wink Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Sep 20th, 2005 at 11:23pm

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lol, hadn't seen that in awhile..... Smiley
 
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Reply #5 - Sep 20th, 2005 at 11:38pm
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and it' stormtropper, sounds like your going hopping or something.  Wink ???

lol...
still funny

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Reply #6 - Sep 21st, 2005 at 3:47am

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It's a great one though. I like to be reminded.  8)
 

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Reply #7 - Sep 21st, 2005 at 2:01pm

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Meh...I been at the forums for almost 2 years now...


cool, but i've been around a lot longer, so I get to say it Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Sep 27th, 2005 at 1:08pm

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Great  Grin Grin
 
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Reply #9 - Sep 27th, 2005 at 2:09pm

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LOL Grin Grin Grin
 
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