Simviation Forum - Blonde Pilot

Sep 12^th, 2005 at 3:49pm

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A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

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Reply #1 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 3:50pm

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LMAO

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Reply #2 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 4:18pm

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I sort of figured at high altitude with low oxygen and having her brain fogged up that she would have felt normal..... Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 4:34pm

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I was starting to worry about the difference between the air pressure outside, and the air in her head. Grin

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Reply #4 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 4:40pm

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Well at least no-one has said BPB yet! Cheesy

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Reply #5 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 4:45pm

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lol.

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Reply #6 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 5:48pm

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hahah.. great joke!!

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Reply #7 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 8:46pm

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hmm...maybe it's been posted before Grin

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Reply #8 - Sep 12^th, 2005 at 10:20pm

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BPB for sure lol Grin

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Reply #9 - Sep 13^th, 2005 at 3:41pm

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hmm...maybe it's been posted before Grin

Andrew, all you do is look at the jokes to say that! I'm sure this one hasn't. Tongue

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