Simviation Forum - Little old ladies

Sep 8^th, 2005 at 3:29pm

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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is an act of God!" Silence fell upon the congregation. No one dare challenge the thought.

In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"

Don't you just love little old ladies!

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Sep 8^th, 2005 at 3:41pm

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Sounds like many grandmas, the perfect ability to say the wrong thing at the right moment Grin

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Reply #2 - Sep 8^th, 2005 at 3:46pm

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Sounds like many grandmas, the perfect ability to say the wrong thing at the right moment Grin

Yep, there wasn't much grey area in the womans comment. Now that was frank and to the point... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Sep 8^th, 2005 at 4:17pm

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The grandmother of my good lady wife is amazing when it comes to statements like this. We were having a big family Easter lunch 2 years ago and uncle Laci turns up (he who is Tellytubby shaped). Grandma said "God you're getting fat Laci! Now what would you like to eat?" Grin

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Reply #4 - Sep 9^th, 2005 at 11:02am

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Lovely, lovely, lovely Grin

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