Simviation Forum - Cats and the Net

Sep 5^th, 2005 at 9:10am

Mynameisnemo Ex Member

Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
- You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
- Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
- Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."
- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
- On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
- Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

Sorry to all cat lovers

Nemo

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Reply #1 - Sep 5^th, 2005 at 9:14am

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LOL!! Very nice Grin

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Reply #2 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 6:31am

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I'm glad I don't own a cat Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 3:32pm

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I'd rather have the cat and the inconveience. But I have neither. Wink

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Reply #4 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 4:36pm

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Hehehehehe Grin

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Reply #5 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 4:45pm

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LMAO....If you start getting charges to your credit cards for Cat porn sites. I'd say it was time to really worry. Grin

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Reply #6 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 4:58pm

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LMAO....If you start getting charges to your credit cards for Cat porn sites. I'd say it was time to really worry. Grin

Cat porn!!! Thats not a nice thought Undecided

. And you really shouldn't be talking or even thinking about it . Wink

Funny though

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Reply #7 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 6:31pm

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Cat porn!!! Thats not a nice thought Undecided

. And you really shouldn't be talking or even thinking about it . Wink

Funny though

With all the crap on the web today. I wouldn't be to shocked if some dip $hit pervert has a porn site devoted to cats. Hell, they have a supposed Pet Physic on cable. It's totally unbelievable what BS people can come up with and that people are willing to buy into...... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #8 - Sep 6^th, 2005 at 10:17pm