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Getting out of bed the wrong side... (Read 193 times)

Sep 2^nd, 2005 at 2:48pm

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One morning a nun gets up and heads off to breakfast, as she is walking down the hall of cells towards the convent diningroom another nun pops her head out of her cell and says "Oooh someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning!".
"What?" thinks the nun.
As she is passing the next cell a nun pops her head out of her cell and says "Oooh someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning!". This goes on past all twenty cells in the corridor.
When she gets to the end of the corridor she meets the mother superior, and before the mother superior can say a word the nun growls "Don't say ANYTHING about getting out of bed on the wrong side!"
"I wasn't going to!" replies the mother superior "I was going to ask why you're wearing the bishops slippers" Grin

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Reply #1 - Sep 2^nd, 2005 at 3:33pm

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Bet the look on the Nun's face was a true Kodak moment.... Grin

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Reply #2 - Sep 2^nd, 2005 at 4:20pm

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Reply #3 - Sep 2^nd, 2005 at 6:20pm

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Reply #4 - Sep 3^rd, 2005 at 9:45am

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Uhh... oops? Grin

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Reply #5 - Sep 3^rd, 2005 at 5:35pm