Simviation Forum - It pays to be observant

Aug 19^th, 2005 at 8:33pm

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by

telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

"For example," the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."

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Reply #1 - Aug 19^th, 2005 at 8:39pm

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LOL LOL HA HA! LMAO! Grin

Good one!...

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Reply #2 - Aug 19^th, 2005 at 11:32pm

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*Katahu drops to the floor and nearly dies laughing out loud*

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Reply #3 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 12:29am

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Been posted before, but still hilarious.

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Reply #4 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 12:53am

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!!!

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Reply #5 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 2:33am

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LOL!!

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Reply #6 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 4:39am

Souichiro Ex Member

That one's great!

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Reply #7 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 5:05am

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LOL!

i always will pay attention when teachers do that!

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Reply #8 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 9:06am

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ROFLMAO!!! Grin

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Reply #9 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 9:14am

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So wrong, so very very wrong Grin

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Reply #10 - Aug 20^th, 2005 at 10:18am

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Seen it before, but always makes me smile. Wink

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