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Aug 13th, 2005 at 6:58pm

the_autopilot   Offline
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If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this f**kin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the **** up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is f**kin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats BS u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f**kin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats BS u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A F**KIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh*t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh*t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are f**kin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: **** u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: **** this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh*t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u f**kin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh*t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
« Last Edit: Aug 14th, 2005 at 6:44pm by the_autopilot »  

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Reply #1 - Aug 13th, 2005 at 7:44pm

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LMFAO!!!!!!! Funniest text I've read in months! Grin Grin Grin Grin (will appeal mainly to online gamers who know a bit of WW2 history)

BIG suggestion-CENSOR it before it gets deleted. (you f***in ***s Wink)

But DAMN that's funny! Grin Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 13th, 2005 at 8:47pm

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*from start to finish*

ROTFLMFAO

*kat can't breathe after a long while*

*grabs oxygen tank and mask*

*inhales*

ROTFLMFAO

*REPEATS*

Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 4:56am

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LMAO
 
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Reply #4 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 5:56am

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ROFL!!! This is hilarious.... Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 8:15am

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Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
LOL Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 8:19am

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hmm......
i posted this a coulbe of weeks ago, and that was deleted by the mods........

yea, yea, i was just unlucky that day......

Cheers Theis
 

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Reply #7 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 10:23am

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ROFLMAO
 
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Reply #8 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 6:41pm

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LMFAO!!!!!!! Funniest text I've read in months! Grin Grin Grin Grin (will appeal mainly to online gamers who know a bit of WW2 history)

BIG suggestion-CENSOR it before it gets deleted. (you f***in ***s Wink)

But DAMN that's funny! Grin Grin



I tried to censor as much of it as I could before posting it. I'll go through it again.
 

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Reply #9 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 6:53pm

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There's a word or two in there that wouldn't be acceptabe by SimV standards-particularily one three-letter word Wink
 
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Reply #10 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 6:57pm

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hmm......
i posted this a coulbe of weeks ago, and that was deleted by the mods........

yea, yea, i was just unlucky that day......

Cheers Theis

Yep, I was going to mention that. Ah well, I suppose you're right. Roll Eyes Don't let it worry you. Wink
 

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Reply #11 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 8:32pm

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I liked the end:  Grin
"paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh*t!
*paTTon has left the game.* "
 

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Reply #12 - Aug 14th, 2005 at 10:26pm

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Haha, extremely funny !  Grin Grin Grin

 

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Reply #13 - Aug 15th, 2005 at 4:06pm

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Haha that's brilliant!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #14 - Aug 15th, 2005 at 5:50pm

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I have played online RON games and that fits right in  Grin
 

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