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Aug 10^th, 2005 at 10:30am

Achilles Ex Member

YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST. Grin

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

Grin

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Reply #1 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 11:09am

Woozy King Ex Member
Forza Lazio!!

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Reply #2 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 12:21pm

DJ_Zephyr Offline
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The one about "So Many Pedestrians," and the one about the Uzi! Both remind me of GTA!

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Reply #3 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 1:55pm

Achilles Ex Member

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The one about "So Many Pedestrians," and the one about the Uzi! Both remind me of GTA!

I have no idea where these come from.... Grin

I just posted my lastest e-mail...... Grin

Heck, I figured by now someone would have given me the ole, "Been Posted Before"...... Tongue

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Reply #4 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 1:57pm

Theis Offline
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Always somewhere, sometime..
Rødovre, Denmark

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most of them....
Has BEEN POSTED BEFORE!
Before

before

Cheers Theis

Bar by Mees

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Reply #5 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 2:33pm

Drumlineramos Ex Member

aw, cmon theis, it's still funny, i've never seen it. i've never seen most of these joke until SimV took over my life Wink

Ramos

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Reply #6 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 2:37pm

Theis Offline
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i dint say they wasnt fun, but he sayed it, and i couldn't resist Grin

Cheers Theis

Bar by Mees

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Reply #7 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 4:47pm

Achilles Ex Member

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most of them....
Has BEEN POSTED BEFORE!
Before

before

Cheers Theis

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i dint say they wasnt fun, but he sayed it, and i couldn't resist Grin

Cheers Theis

....lol, I still think we need a proper raspberry. Grin

No wait, this will do nicely-

Grin

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Reply #8 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 5:48pm

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

so true.

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Reply #9 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 6:45pm

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LMAO

Some of them do remind of GTA...

Link to sig:&&Click here&&(Cannot post signature here due to current forum restrications on linked images).

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Reply #10 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 8:27pm

Martini Offline
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Fear the Helghast.
Phoenix, AZ

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I saw a funny one: "Keep honking, I'm reloading." Ok, it wasn't really funny, but the first time I saw it, it made me giggle.

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Reply #11 - Aug 11^th, 2005 at 6:14am

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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