Simviation Forum - Coffee in hell... with "complications"

Aug 9^th, 2005 at 10:42pm

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Don't think it's been posted-

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads!"

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Reply #1 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 12:04am

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LMAO! that sounds like something that would happen to me. The making premature decisions, and ending up with my head in crap, not the going to hell part...

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Reply #2 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 5:40am

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Reply #3 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 8:34am

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EWWWWW that's nasty!!! Shocked

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Reply #4 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 10:35am

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lol disturbingly funny:)

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Reply #5 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 12:14pm

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Well, guess we can say he's in deep $h!t now... Undecided

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Reply #6 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 6:46pm