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Aug 6
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The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"
The pilot responded,"I use this on navigators who get me lost!"
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and placed it on his chart table. The pilot asked, "what's that for?"
"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you do."
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Aug 6
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Lmao
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lol
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Aug 6
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Very much LOL!!!
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Aug 6
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Ha, that's a good one
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Aug 6
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LOL - love it!!!
Reminds me of the time I shot my Captain.
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(Also, when the police ask where were you at the time of the shooting, you can honestly say "I can't tell you - I have no idea"
'Only two things are infinite.......The Universe and Human stupidity........and I'm not too sure about the Universe' - Einstein
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Aug 6
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lol
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Aug 6
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LOL - love it!!!
Reminds me of the time I shot my Captain.
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(Also, when the police ask where were you at the time of the shooting, you can honestly say "I can't tell you - I have no idea"
LMAO!!
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LOL! I love it!
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