Simviation Forum - Cops explain it all

Aug 4^th, 2005 at 7:01pm

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Not sure whether this has been posted or not-here goes:

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Cop. Being a typical lawyer, he thinks he is smarter than the Cop so he decides to have some fun at the Cop’s expense.

Cop says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop says, "Exactly! License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Cop says, "The difference is the law says you have to come to a full and complete stop. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "I’ll make you a deal. If you can show me the legal difference between slowdown and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not you let me go and no ticket."

Cop says, "Certainly. Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer. All the while, the Cop kept saying...

"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

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Reply #1 - Aug 4^th, 2005 at 7:02pm

Craig. Offline
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LMAO

If it has been posted i missed it, so glad you posted it.

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Reply #2 - Aug 4^th, 2005 at 8:57pm

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lol...

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Reply #3 - Aug 5^th, 2005 at 5:00am

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LOL!!
now thats how to show the lawyers!

Bar by Mees

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Reply #4 - Aug 5^th, 2005 at 6:05am

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Very LOL LOL LOL! Excellent

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Reply #5 - Aug 5^th, 2005 at 7:24am

Woozy King Ex Member
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ROFL!! Didn't expect that one coming Grin

&&SS Lazio Website

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Reply #6 - Aug 5^th, 2005 at 8:03pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #7 - Aug 5^th, 2005 at 8:18pm