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Jul 25
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Kinda a laugh topic, but have you, in the middle of a flight, suddenly have to goto the bathroom like really badly?
Was on my own on a cross country trip today, had 3 legs. On my last leg, when I was still 50 nm out of my home airport, I had to go REALLY badly. As soon as I was like 30 miles away, I immediately closed my flight plan, and contacted terminal immediatly saying I was inbound to land. Almost firewalling my engine for my base leg, I zoomed right behind and above an airbus 320 that was also landing. Keeping a relatively high approach speed on final, adding full flaps just barely below the white arc, I landed, taxied off the runway white cutting off a british military transport (i think), and sped back at a full 25-30 kts before I got my relief.
Good flight, but one of the most challenging experiences to cope with thats for sure
I guess the lesson of the day is, if you need a full stop at an airfield somewhere in the trip, take it!
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RB
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Jul 25
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LMAO! Sorry, no that hasn't happened to me... yet. But now that I've heard (read?) your story, I'm sure it will.
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Jul 25
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Just keep an empty Coke bottle by the desk
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 25
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Yep, and isn't wasn't very pleasant!
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Jul 25
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Forgot your nappy AGAIN Chris?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 25
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Just keep an empty Coke bottle by the desk
Great, but what if it's not something you can do in a bottle.... a paper sack maybe? then you just fly over a car dealership and aim for a convertible.
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Jul 25
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Best thing if it's number 2s is a big sheet of clingfilm, then you can wrap it up and you don't have to smell it.
Of course if you've had a curry and Guiness then you have 2 options, either a dustbin bag or move the PC into the loo with you
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 25
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Of course if you've had a curry and Guiness then you have 2 options, either a dustbin bag or move the PC into the loo with you
Not certain but I think they're talking about real flying.
PS. It's bad enough when you're stuck in a traffic jam on the M25.
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Jul 25
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In that case just crap out of the window, it was the prefered method until William Crapper invented the flushing toilet
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Jul 25
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Forgot your nappy AGAIN Chris?
Thankfully I held it all in!
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Jul 25
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In that case just crap out of the window, it was the prefered method until William Crapper invented the flushing toilet
Back then, they had "the tubes"
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Jul 25
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Ha, interesting thought bird. I've actually never considered it-my next lesson is a four-leg x-country though, so who knows
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Jul 26
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It was probably one of the few instances where I actually taxied my aircraft from the runway all the way back to the apron and shutdown in 1.5 minutes at a controlled international airport lololol!
Cheers,
RB
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Jul 26
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You should have declared an emergency and had fire crews meet you on the runway with a port-a-pottie.
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Jul 26
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You should have declared an emergency and had fire crews meet you on the runway with a port-a-pottie.
lolol..
Then perform a controlled explosion on it?...
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