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Now can I use the car dad?? (Read 191 times)
Jul 24th, 2005 at 3:27am

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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

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Reply #1 - Jul 24th, 2005 at 7:50am

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lol  Grin good one!
 
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Reply #2 - Jul 24th, 2005 at 12:36pm

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lol, I heard that and some variants a few years back...why I just told a guy at work this same one the other day!  Shocked
 
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Reply #3 - Jul 24th, 2005 at 12:37pm
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Hehe, so true! Grin Grin
 
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