WConfig

after a hudge investigation my Team and I could make and achivement find out the configuration not documented of windoze me .

This could explain many things.

I hope you enjoy.

Although :

Thanks to our risk job from our cybercommands,we could sustract from the official WEB the kernel of windoze me,wich is the following:

/*
    TOP SECRET Mocosoft(c)  Code
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    Projected release-date: MAY 1999
   $History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
        display_copyright_message();
        display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        if (first_time_installation)
        {
            make_80_megabyte_swapfile();
            do_nothing_loop();
            totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

            search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
            hang_system();
        }
        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();
        if (still_not_crashed)
        {
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            basically_run_windoze_9();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
        set_wait_states(lots);
        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windoze 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windoze 98");
    printf("Welcome to Windoze me");
    if (system_ok())
         crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
}



Some Points :

-¿¿¿¿Do you know what is the good thing about windoze me ? ? ?.... Me, neither

-Warning: the instalation de Windoze me will ring-shape the waranty of your PC

-Since I instaled Windoze me,my Pc doesn't understand me...

-Error of Windoze:
      LEAVE, RETRY, ERASE WINDOZE ME?

-HIT F13 to load windoze me,without any problem
-Its being found a good routine, please, erase it !!!
-Everything is working ok,please reinstall Windoze me
-Windoze me can't hang your system, please, wait,...
-This virus requires Windoze me for working on ""
-Today, for purchasig  windoze me, we will give you free two resets buttoms for replacements
-Starting Windoze....Praid, its the only thing left
-Multijob:it say the two programs can make failure simultanisly


-Antivirus Message : "Windoze me found: Remove it? (Y/y)"


-¿The difference of Windoze me y un virus?

1.- The virus its free...
2.- The Virus Doesn't need Service Pack

LMAO!!! Nice one Alrot!!

***Smirk***