Simviation Forum - Toothbrush salesman

Jul 18^th, 2005 at 5:55pm

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A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, “Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That''s not enough” So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, “Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.”
So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.
So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says “Free chips and dip” A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, “This tastes like sh*t.”
And the salesman replied, “Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”

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Reply #1 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 6:17pm

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Reply #2 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 10:38pm

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Reply #3 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 9:55am

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Reply #4 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 10:04am

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Reply #5 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 12:15pm

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Reply #6 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 2:29pm

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Reminds me of th is joke:
I used to run a lemonade stand on my street. I was nice and gave the lemonade for free. I sold the antidote for $5.

(BTW, I didn't actually do that, thats just the joke.)

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Reply #7 - Jul 19^th, 2005 at 4:25pm