Simviation Forum - CHICKEN SANDWICHES ...

Jun 23^rd, 2005 at 3:21pm

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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. Roll Eyes

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" ???

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." Lips Sealed

"Why?" he asked. ???

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" Shocked

"Let me see" he said. 8)

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Shocked

Better not eat any more chicken!!" Wink

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" Roll Eyes

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. Embarrassed

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

Shocked

8)

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Reply #1 - Jun 23^rd, 2005 at 4:51pm

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lol... I think? I feel dirty. Shocked

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Reply #2 - Jun 23^rd, 2005 at 9:34pm

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well thats not what I was expecting Sad

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Reply #3 - Jun 23^rd, 2005 at 9:38pm

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hmm.....

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Reply #4 - Jun 23^rd, 2005 at 10:12pm

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Dave, you naughty, naughty boy Roll Eyes

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Reply #5 - Jun 23^rd, 2005 at 11:55pm

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That was funny in a wrong way.

Ironically, thats not the strangest "cause" of puberty I've heard.

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Reply #6 - Jun 24^th, 2005 at 12:25am

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ohhh

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Reply #7 - Jun 24^th, 2005 at 9:35am

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That was...wrong? Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Jun 24^th, 2005 at 10:46am

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I got the OK from Pete so................. Tongue

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Reply #9 - Jun 25^th, 2005 at 12:25pm