Quite extensive so heres the link:
http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml


People hear your truck a long time before they see it...
Guilty   Neighbors just love me rolling in at all hours of the night

The passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door.
Also guilty...But fixed now

You use your computer as a stereo.
Hey...with a good set of speakers it sounds better then most stereos   Bass is deffinatly better.

You use the word ain't a lot.
Thats just normal around here

You slam your truck's door and your 12 gauge makes a new sun roof.
It can happen...Friend had a similar experience last year

. . . you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups.

. . . you’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.

. . . you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.


Guilty