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Never Before Seen Joke (I Hope) (Read 234 times)

Jun 16^th, 2005 at 1:40pm

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A man comes up to his neighbour while he is fixing his car. The car is obviously broken, and it's engine sounds like WW2.

1: Your engine is making allot of noise buddy!
2: What?!
1: I said: Your engine is making allot of noise!
2: Whaaaaaaaat?!
1: Your engineeee is making allot of noiseeeeee!
2: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??!!
1: I SAID: Your engine is making a hell of allot of noise!
2: WHAAAAAAAT???!!! Speak up I can't hear you! My engine is making allot of noise!

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Reply #1 - Jun 16^th, 2005 at 1:43pm

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New to the forums I believe. I once heard a similar one about a man with a banana in his ear. Grin

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Reply #2 - Jun 16^th, 2005 at 1:55pm

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Sounds like me trying to talk to Mum in the kitchen. Roll Eyes

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Reply #3 - Jun 16^th, 2005 at 1:57pm

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I once heard a similar one about a man with a banana in his ear. Grin

I was just thinking the same thing. Cheesy

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Reply #4 - Jun 16^th, 2005 at 10:12pm