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Jun 16th, 2005 at 11:34am

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I don't know if this has been posted before but here it goes.....  Roll Eyes


A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST
CLASS."

The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so
that the passengers behind him could hear,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone,   "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!".


Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too.  Grin



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Reply #1 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 12:05pm

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Reply #2 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 12:28pm

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Reply #3 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 12:29pm

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Reply #4 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 12:43pm

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I guess this has not ben posted!  Grin

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Reply #5 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 12:52pm

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Reply #6 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 1:13pm

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I'm not 100% sure there's a joke on the face of the planet that hasn't been posted here.

But I've never seen this one.  lmao Grin Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 1:39pm

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I'm not 100% sure there's a joke on the face of the planet that hasn't been posted here.

But I've never seen this one.  lmao Grin Grin


Let me post one which you most certainly havn't read Tongue Tongue Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #8 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 5:07pm
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Think the last time i heard this one it had to do with a Virgin flight a Virgin Atlanic flight attendent Roll Eyes

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Reply #9 - Jun 16th, 2005 at 11:07pm

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Quote:
Let me post one which you most certainly havn't read Tongue Tongue Roll Eyes

CLEAN, relatively inoffensive joke I meant Cheesy
 
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Reply #10 - Jun 17th, 2005 at 5:08pm

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lol, been posted quite a few times, also got it in my e-mail every other day for about 2 weeks awhile back...... Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #11 - Jun 18th, 2005 at 12:58pm

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Reply #12 - Jun 19th, 2005 at 2:29am

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Reply #13 - Jun 19th, 2005 at 6:56pm

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Reply #14 - Jun 21st, 2005 at 9:17pm

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haha!  8) Thats a good one
 
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