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Jun 9^th, 2005 at 3:06pm

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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."

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Reply #1 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 3:12pm

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Scary but true Grin

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Reply #2 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 4:43pm

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Great!

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Reply #3 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 5:31pm

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lol brilliant Grin

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Reply #4 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 7:14pm

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Who is Martha Stewart ?

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Reply #5 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 9:40pm

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You don't want to know...

trust us here.. Wink

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Reply #6 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 9:42pm

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LOL Listen to Jared... Wink

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Reply #7 - Jun 9^th, 2005 at 11:39pm

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So true

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Reply #8 - Jun 10^th, 2005 at 9:39am

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Who is Martha Stewart ?

Okay....

I don't know who that is either Tongue

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Reply #9 - Jun 10^th, 2005 at 10:20am

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She is a home-maker with a TV show.

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Reply #10 - Jun 10^th, 2005 at 4:57pm

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Have you two been living under a rock on Pluto curled up in a ball with your fingers in your ears while humming very loudly? Roll Eyes

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Reply #11 - Jun 10^th, 2005 at 5:04pm

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Have you two been living under a rock on Pluto curled up in a ball with your fingers in your ears while humming very loudly? Roll Eyes

I can't really see anybody outside of of North America knowing much about her.
Heck, they probably could careless, and most likely do.

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Reply #12 - Jun 10^th, 2005 at 5:04pm

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Have you two been living under a rock on Pluto curled up in a ball with your fingers in your ears while humming very loudly? Roll Eyes

Some people don't live in the States and guess what - outside of the United States, no one cares about your weird celebrities Tongue

Not that anyone cares about anyone else's celebrities for that matter... Roll Eyes

Seriously though, it isn't hard to imagine that not everyone may live in the US, is it? Wink

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