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May 10th, 2005 at 1:00am

faztech   Offline
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ahhh..if it has ever been posted before, I still wanna post it here.


Why I Fired My Secretary

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go." We went lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,
"No, I guess not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.
 
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Reply #1 - May 10th, 2005 at 1:07am

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LOL Grin
 

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Reply #2 - May 10th, 2005 at 1:24am

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to funny
 

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Reply #3 - May 10th, 2005 at 5:56am

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LOL! Yep, that could be very bad..Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - May 10th, 2005 at 4:47pm

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don't you hate it whem THAT happens? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin lol!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Reply #5 - May 10th, 2005 at 5:08pm

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Should I? Or shouldn't I?


Hmm....




Has to be done.........














Been posted before. Grin
 

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Reply #6 - May 10th, 2005 at 6:11pm

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LOL!!!!!!!! I love that..... I forgot it even existed! Thanks for bringing it back *Pushes chair off head from laughing too hard* Cheers, Gunny
 

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Reply #7 - May 10th, 2005 at 7:31pm

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I've heard that before, but I still laugh my a-- off every time I hear it.  Smiley
 

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Reply #8 - May 10th, 2005 at 9:27pm

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lol Woody, this one has been around so long I got it from my GRANDMOTHER a few years ago! Smiley
 
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Reply #9 - May 10th, 2005 at 11:18pm

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HAHAHAHA!  Great! Grin
 
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Reply #10 - May 11th, 2005 at 12:29pm

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  Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #11 - May 11th, 2005 at 1:28pm

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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #12 - May 11th, 2005 at 6:44pm

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Reply #13 - May 11th, 2005 at 8:27pm

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never heard it... idk maybe i have... but that is hilliarious!!!
 

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Reply #14 - May 11th, 2005 at 8:40pm

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LMAO

I wonder how well that birthday party went.
 

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