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Why I Fired My Secretary (Read 457 times)
May 10
th
, 2005 at 1:00am
faztech
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ahhh..if it has ever been posted before, I still wanna post it here.
Why I Fired My Secretary
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go." We went lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said,
"No, I guess not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.
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May 10
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, 2005 at 1:07am
Yurei
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trapped on an island
hopefully far away soon
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LOL
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May 10
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, 2005 at 1:24am
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to funny
THE OBJECT OF WAR IS NOT TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY BUT TO MAKE THE OTHER BASTARD DIE FOR HIS.&&&&
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May 10
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, 2005 at 5:56am
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I'd rather be flying...
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LOL! Yep, that could be very bad..
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May 10
th
, 2005 at 4:47pm
Moach
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don't you hate it whem THAT happens?
lol!!!!!!!!!!
Come, one and all aboard! - The Russian Roullete in the sky!
One in each Six of my personalities knows not at all how to fly!
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May 10
th
, 2005 at 5:08pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
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Should I? Or shouldn't I?
Hmm....
Has to be done.........
Been posted before.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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May 10
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, 2005 at 6:11pm
Gunny04
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Who's Better than the
best when nobodys the
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LOL!!!!!!!! I love that..... I forgot it even existed! Thanks for bringing it back *Pushes chair off head from laughing too hard* Cheers, Gunny
AMD athlon 3800 Venice Socket 939 64 bit at 2.4Ghz, 6100K8MA-RS Foxconn Motherboard, 1gb (2X512) OCZ Platinum PC3200 Ram, EVGA 8800GTS 640MB OC, 500 Watt NZXT psu, and Windows Vista Ultimate Total hard drive space 530gb
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May 10
th
, 2005 at 7:31pm
Wing Nut
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I've heard that before, but I still laugh my a-- off every time I hear it.
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23" HP Widescreen monitor/19" Dell monitor
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If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!
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May 10
th
, 2005 at 9:27pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
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lol Woody, this one has been around so long I got it from my GRANDMOTHER a few years ago!
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May 10
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, 2005 at 11:18pm
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common' yigs!
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HAHAHAHA! Great!
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May 11
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, 2005 at 12:29pm
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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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May 11
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, 2005 at 1:28pm
Theis
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Always somewhere, sometime..
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Bar by Mees
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May 11
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, 2005 at 6:44pm
Craig.
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LOL
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May 11
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, 2005 at 8:27pm
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never heard it... idk maybe i have... but that is hilliarious!!!
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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May 11
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, 2005 at 8:40pm
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LMAO
I wonder how well that birthday party went.
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