After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.                               So the husband went to their doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.                The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.  A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.                     

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."                  

"Trust me, it will do the job," said the doctor.



So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.  He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ……"    At which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so that he could continue counting on his other hand.

OUCH! 

I hate to say it but this funny joke has been posted many many times before

Thats got to be painful beyond belief.