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Why are planes better than women (Read 262 times)

Apr 17^th, 2005 at 3:35pm

Brute Offline
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An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy
airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.

Future pilot...so you can scream to god, he cant hear you

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Reply #1 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 7:07pm

Stormtropper Offline
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Grosse Pointe, MI

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And yet we still ride women more often than airplanes Roll Eyes

lol...

'Airplanes don't have parents. '

My favorite one Grin

Jeff

Arizona State University&&Viva la party!

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Reply #2 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 8:22pm

beefhole Offline
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common' yigs!
Philadelphia

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And yet we still ride women more often than airplanes Roll Eyes

Yeah, I wish Grin

Good one Brute

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Reply #3 - Apr 17^th, 2005 at 8:49pm

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

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Yeah, I wish Grin

Good one Brute

hehehe, It's good to know I'm not the only one in this here boat... Wink

guess it's getting quite full in here actually... Grin

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Reply #4 - Apr 19^th, 2005 at 5:15am

AlphaBravo Offline
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Reading, Berkshire, UK

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ROFL

&&Add me to xfire: alphabravo0sw

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Reply #5 - Apr 20^th, 2005 at 2:38am

Flt.Lt.Andrew Ex Member

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Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy
airplane magazines.

Oh, thats so, so correct......

A.

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Reply #6 - Apr 20^th, 2005 at 12:04pm

lizardofozz88 Offline
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How do people come up with these? Awsome...lol...

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Reply #7 - Apr 20^th, 2005 at 6:35pm

Gunny04 Offline
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Who's Better than the
best when nobodys the
best?
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LOL! So very true, Nice one, I'm laughing my head off! Cheers gunny Grin

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