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Apr 14^th, 2005 at 7:56am

town Offline
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My first joke

A piece of nylon cord walks into a pub and asks "err could I have a gin and tonic with a slice of lemon please."

The barman says "Are you a piece of string?"
to which the cord replies "Well actually yes I am."
so the barman says "Sorry we don't serve string in here."

The next night a piece of braided cotton walks in and requests a bicardi and coke.

The bar again enquires "Are you a piece of string?" to the cotton says "Indeed I am."

Again the bar refuses to serve on the grounds of the recipient being a piece of string.

One the third night a rather tatty piece of hemp tied together in the middle walks in and orders a pint of beer

Are you a piece of string says the bar man...

"Frayed Knot" the string replies with a smile

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Reply #1 - Apr 14^th, 2005 at 9:43am

R/C Ben Ex Member

LOL Heard that one toooo many times but it's still funny! Grin

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Reply #2 - Apr 14^th, 2005 at 5:48pm

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GROAN!!!

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Reply #3 - Apr 14^th, 2005 at 7:48pm

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Superb.

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #4 - Apr 14^th, 2005 at 8:00pm

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Ohhh... That was so bad it was good... Wink

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Reply #5 - Apr 14^th, 2005 at 9:54pm

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