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Short and VERY funny jokes! *UPDATED* (Read 446 times)
Apr 10
th
, 2005 at 11:26am
Rob Chrisman
Ex Member
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
...
...
...!
Q: Did you hear the one about the bread and butter?
A: I'd better not tell you; you'd probably spread it.
...
A Pork pie walks into a bar
'Pint of lager please'
Barman: Sorry we dont serve food!
...
Q: What does D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association
It's quite sad, but funny all the same!
Hope you liked!
Rob.
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Apr 10
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Been there heard it before, still laughed...
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Loved the
N.D.A.
D.N.A. one, I should join
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LOL, I didnt get the DNA one at first
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C
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First one does it for me!
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LOL, good ones.
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LOL taht saw ynnuf. (lol that was funny) D.N.A.
Ok... its not funny anymore.
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