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You might be a flight sim dork if... (Read 2536 times)
Reply #15 -
Mar 25
th
, 2005 at 6:29pm
CaptainCub
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Come Josephine in my Flying
Machine....
Schaumburg, Illinois
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You yell "Clear the prop, CONTACT!" when you boot up your computer.
You've made simulated strafe and bomb runs on Rich Daley's house since he closed Meigs.
When you're in a traffic jam you look at the cars and trucks around you as fellow aircraft on a taxiway.
You've driven your co-workers nuts with your rendition of "Come Josephine in my flying machine."
You have a powerful fan on top of your monitor to get the wind in your face feeling when flying an old Curtiss Pusher or some other open cockpit plane in flightsim.
You've done things in the sim that would get you arrested or killed in real life. (Beechjet on the deck down the Las Vegas Strip...What Fun!
)
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Reply #16 -
Mar 25
th
, 2005 at 10:48pm
Stormtropper
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Blueballed...!
Grosse Pointe, MI
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You find that your parents/your spouse/the law keeping you from playing flight simulator is a cruel and unusual punishment
You didn't think twice before replacing your dedicated flight simulator PC when it went down
You saved up a month worth of lunch money so you can blow it all at once on a flight sim addon
Your pickup line is 'Hey baby, you'll make a good co-pilot'
and anyone else thinking about making a website out of this?
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Reply #17 -
Mar 26
th
, 2005 at 12:00am
ARFFguy20
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ARFF guys Rule!
Portage, Michigan
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You secretly feel sad when you board a passenger plane and see an off duty crew in first class, knowing that your chances for landing the plane as a last hope are no virtually nothing!
You start telling stories to people about the time "you've flown there" and you're not even a private pilot.
After watching "Air Emergency" you go to SimV, download the featured aircraft and fire up your sim and prove that it is possible to land after you've recreated the situation.
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Reply #18 -
Mar 26
th
, 2005 at 1:00am
Stormtropper
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Blueballed...!
Grosse Pointe, MI
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You hop into a real aircraft and complain about the lack of realism in flight dynamics....
Never know...might have happened...
Jeff 8)
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Reply #19 -
Mar 28
th
, 2005 at 9:49am
TacitBlue
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That's right, I have my
own logo.
Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA
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You wear aviator glasses why you fly in FS.
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y
Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Reply #20 -
Mar 28
th
, 2005 at 4:18pm
Tequila Sunrise
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Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland
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hmmmmm lets see...
*have more than 100 hours logged since christmas
*think you honestly could land a real crippled airliner
*make in flight anouncements to your cat/dog/spouse...
*hold preflight safety briefings to your cat/dog/spouse..
*havn't done anything you wouldn't do in a real aircraft
Craig 8)
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Reply #21 -
Mar 28
th
, 2005 at 6:18pm
Saitek
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UK
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You meet a proud man who has just earnt his private pilots liscense and you tell him, "Fluke, man! I did that ages ago" - and then reach into your briefcase and pull out Microsofts checkride papers!
Windows 7 Pro 64bit
Intel Core 2 Duo E2180 2GHz
GA-P35-DS3L Intel P35
Kingston HyperX 4GB (2x2) DDR2 6400C4 800Mhz
GeForce 8800 GT 512MB
2 x 22" monitors
200GB Sata
Be Quiet! Straight Power 650W
Flying FSX with Saitek's pro flight range:
Radio
Switch panel
Auto-pilot
Yoke and throttle quad
Pedals
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Reply #22 -
Mar 28
th
, 2005 at 6:30pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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You meet a proud man who has just earnt his private pilots liscense and you tell him, "Fluke, man! I did that ages ago" - and then reach into your briefcase and pull out Microsofts checkride papers!
LMAO!!!
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Reply #23 -
Mar 28
th
, 2005 at 11:02pm
TacitBlue
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That's right, I have my
own logo.
Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA
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You attempt to rent an airplane with said MS checkride papers.
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y
Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Reply #24 -
Mar 29
th
, 2005 at 1:46pm
sir_crashalot
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You request for touch and go if you want to have sex with your wife/girlfriend.
Crash
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Reply #25 -
Mar 29
th
, 2005 at 2:10pm
TacitBlue
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That's right, I have my
own logo.
Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA
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LMAO!
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y
Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Reply #26 -
Mar 29
th
, 2005 at 3:10pm
flyboy 28
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Jacksonville, FL
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You actually passed anything past the MS student pilot.
(thats all I've done!)
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Reply #27 -
Mar 29
th
, 2005 at 3:26pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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Wot?
Your not a MSFS certified CFI?
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Reply #28 -
Mar 30
th
, 2005 at 11:33pm
ctjoyce
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Funny how my lappy runs
FSX better than your
Tower
USA
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You argue with your father (real airline pilot) that "I can totally outfly you anyday"
You brag to your friends about your newest payware.
You buy / download add ons just to proove that their not all that good, and far over rated.
You gave up getting a brand new bike ($2700) to buy a flight sim deadacated computer
You call BDSM "Flying IFR"
90% of your internet activity is on SimV or on payware sites.
You just spent an hour Making screenshots with fellow simmers online.
You considered buying the SaiTek X-52 just so you could write a review on it.
You have spent almost as much or more money as you have on other hobbies (Airsoft, Dn Hill Mtn Biking, My Integra, My Girlfriend) on FS.
You plan to miss school the day MF 2006 comes out just so you can play all day.
You saw some crappy stunt pilot at an airshow, and claimed "HA last night you should have seen me, I was soo much cooler than this."
You converse with Military pilots / Airline pilots on the realism of FS....FOR HOURES!!!
you skipped half a day of school when you got your new joystick.
You brought a laptop with MSFS 2002 on it to the first day of school because you were sure that you would be bored without it.
You still use that laptop everyday, and fly more than you study.
You actually considered going home and flying during the kinkiest makeout session of your life.
You fly over a mtn as low as you legally can just to prove that FS is soo much more fun.
Ya thats all I can think of. All of these (and most others on this thread)i have done. Actually except the BDSM thing, ya that I just thought was funny.
Oh ya and one more: Your the only one who responds to things at 12:30 AM EST
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Reply #29 -
Apr 3
rd
, 2005 at 4:58pm
TSC.
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The older I get, the better
I was...
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I used to play Grand Theft Auto Vice City, & when I'd be driving in the real world I always used to get the urge to knock people of their motorbikes & steal them, just for kicks.
Similarly, after playing Goldeneye on the Nintendo (many moons ago), whenever I saw a cctv camera, I always used to want to shoot it.
Wierd,
TSC.
'Only two things are infinite.......The Universe and Human stupidity........and I'm not too sure about the Universe' - Einstein
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