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Douglas Survey (Read 247 times)

Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 4:38pm

Vic Offline
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1. Status:

[ ] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [ ] Lt [ ] Gen
[ ] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other

First Name...................... Initials.................. Last Name........................ Password (max 5 char).........
Code Name..................... Latitude................. Longitude......................... Altitude.............................

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase

[ ] F-14 Tomcat
[ ] F-15 Eagle
[ ] F- 16 Falcon
[ ] F - 117A Stealth
[ ] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) ......../......../........

4. Serial Number........................................

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [ ] Catalogue
[ ] Showroom
[ ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[ ] Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[ ] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[ ] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[ ] Style / appearance [ ] Speed / maneuverability
[ ] Price / value [ ] Comfort / convenience
[ ] Kickback / bribe
[ ] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[ ] Advanced weapons systems
[ ] Backroom Politics
[ ] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[ ] North America [ ] Iraq [ ] Iran [ ] Aircraft carrier
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Europe
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Misc 3rd world
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Classified .
[ ] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[ ] Colour TV [ ] VCR [ ] ICBM [ ] Killer satellite
[ ] CD Player
[ ] Air-to-Air missile
[ ] Space Shuttle
[ ] Home computer
[ ] Nuclear weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[ ] Communist / Socialist [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[ ] Dictatorship
[ ] Corrupt
[ ] Primive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [ ] Suitcase of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal cheque
[ ] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[ ] Travelers cheque

12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[ ] Mercenary
[ ] Tyrant
[ ] Middle management
[ ] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[ ] Retired
[ ] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[ ] Golf [ ] Boating / sailing [ ] Sabotage
[ ] Running / jogging
[ ] Propaganda / missinformation
[ ] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[ ] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[ ] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[ ] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[ ] Border disputes
[ ] Mutually assured destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
=======================================
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our
Desert Thunder Sweepstake.

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Reply #1 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 7:00pm

Souichiro Ex Member

Quote:

1. Status:

[ ] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [ ] Lt [ ] Gen
[x] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other

First Name: Joseph Initial: J
Last Name: Stalin Password (max 5 char)#####
Code Name: Souichiro Latitude................. Longitude......................... Altitude.............................

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase

[ ] F-14 Tomcat
[ ] F-15 Eagle
[ ] F- 16 Falcon
[ ] F - 117A Stealth
[x ] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) 05/03/23

4. Serial Number 993707450

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [ ] Catalogue
[ ] Showroom
[x ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[ ] Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[ ] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[x ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[ ] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[ ] Style / appearance [ ] Speed / maneuverability
[ ] Price / value [ ] Comfort / convenience
[x ] Kickback / bribe
[ ] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[x ] Advanced weapons systems
[x] Backroom Politics
[ ] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[ ] North America [ ] Iraq [ ] Iran [ ] Aircraft carrier
[ ] Iraq
[x] Europe
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Misc 3rd world
[ ] Iraq
[x] Classified .
[ ] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[ ] Colour TV [ ] VCR [ ] ICBM [x] Killer satellite
[ ] CD Player
[x] Air-to-Air missile
[ ] Space Shuttle
[ ] Home computer
[x] Nuclear weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[x] Communist / Socialist [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[x] Dictatorship
[x] Corrupt
[ ] Primive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [ ] Suitcase of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal cheque
[ ] Credit card
[x] Ransom money
[ ] Travelers cheque

12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[x] Mercenary
[x] Tyrant
[ ] Middle management
[ ] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[ ] Retired
[x] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[x] Golf [ ] Boating / sailing [x] Sabotage
[ ] Running / jogging
[ ] Propaganda / missinformation
[ ] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[x] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[ ] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[x] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[ ] Border disputes
[x] Mutually assured destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
=======================================
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our
Desert Thunder Sweepstake.

That's my list Wink

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Reply #2 - Mar 28^th, 2005 at 5:53am

Commie Offline
Colonel
LOOK! SOMETHING INTERESTING!

Posts: 45

Quote:

1. Status:

[ ] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [ ] Lt [ ] Gen
[x] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other

First Name. Sodam Initials.................. Last Name. Insane Password (max 5 char)*****
Code Name Commie Latitude................. Longitude......................... Altitude.............................

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase

[x] F-14 Tomcat
[ ] F-15 Eagle
[ ] F- 16 Falcon
[x] F - 117A Stealth
[x] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) 1993/04/09

4. Serial Number 82947650092

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [x] Catalogue
[ ] Showroom
[ ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[ ] Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[ ] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[x] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[ ] Style / appearance [ ] Speed / maneuverability
[ ] Price / value [ ] Comfort / convenience
[x] Kickback / bribe
[x] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[ ] Advanced weapons systems
[ ] Backroom Politics
[x] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[ ] North America [x] Iraq [ ] Iran [ ] Aircraft carrier
[x] Iraq
[ ] Europe
[x] Iraq
[ ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[x] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[x] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[x] Iraq
[ ] Misc 3rd world
[x] Iraq
[ ] Classified .
[x] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[ ] Colour TV [ ] VCR [x] ICBM [ ] Killer satellite
[ ] CD Player
[ ] Air-to-Air missile
[ ] Space Shuttle
[ ] Home computer
[ ] Nuclear weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[x] Communist / ~~Socialist~~ [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[ ] Dictatorship
[ ] Corrupt
[ ] Primive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [ ] Suitcase of cocaine
[x] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal cheque
[ ] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[ ] Travelers cheque

12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[ ] Mercenary
[x] Tyrant
[ ] Middle management
[ ] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[ ] Retired
[x] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[x] Golf [ ] Boating / sailing [x] Sabotage
[ ] Running / jogging
[x] Propaganda / missinformation
[x] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[x] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[x] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[x] Crushing rebellions
[x] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[x] Border disputes
[x] Mutually assured destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
=======================================
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our
Desert Thunder Sweepstake.

Done...

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Reply #3 - Mar 29^th, 2005 at 12:59pm

Nitro Offline
Colonel

Gender:
Posts: 277

Quote:

1. Status:

[ ] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [ ] Lt [ ] Gen
[ ] Comrade [X] Classified [ ] Other

First Name...................... Initials.................. Last Name........................ Password (max 5 char)*****
Code NameNitro................ Latitude................. Longitude......................... Altitude.............................

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase

[X] F-14 Tomcat
[X] F-15 Eagle
[X] F- 16 Falcon
[X] F - 117A Stealth
[X] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) 2005/03/29

4. Serial Number........................................

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [ ] Catalogue
[ ] Showroom
[ ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[X] Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[X] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[ ] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[ ] Style / appearance [ ] Speed / maneuverability
[ ] Price / value [ ] Comfort / convenience
[X] Kickback / bribe
[ ] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[X] Advanced weapons systems
[X] Backroom Politics
[ ] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[ ] North America [ ] Iraq [ ] Iran [ ] Aircraft carrier
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Europe
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Misc 3rd world
[ ] Iraq
[X] Classified .
[ ] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[ ] Colour TV [ ] VCR [ ] ICBM [X] Killer satellite
[ ] CD Player
[X] Air-to-Air missile
[ ] Space Shuttle
[X] Home computer
[X] Nuclear weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[ ] Communist / Socialist [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[ ] Dictatorship
[X] Corrupt
[X] Primive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [X] Suitcase of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal cheque
[ ] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[ ] Travelers cheque

12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[ ] Mercenary
[ ] Tyrant
[ ] Middle management
[ ] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[ ] Retired
[X] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[ ] Golf [ ] Boating / sailing [X] Sabotage
[ ] Running / jogging
[X] Propaganda / missinformation
[ ] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[X] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[ ] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[X] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[X] Border disputes
[X] Mutually assured destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
=======================================
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our
Desert Thunder Sweepstake.

&&&&To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target.&&&&There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.&&&&No matter where I go, the place is always called

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Reply #4 - Apr 2^nd, 2005 at 12:21am

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Colonel
Funny how my lappy runs
FSX better than your
Tower
USA

Gender:
Posts: 4022

Quote:

1. Status:

[ X] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [ ] Lt [ ] Gen
[ ] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other

First Name Cameron Initials T Last NameJoyce Password (max 5 char)XXXXX
Code Name sos 053 Latitude classified Longitude classified Altitude higher than you

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase

[ ] F-14 Tomcat
[X ] F-15 Eagle
[X] F- 16 Falcon
[ ] F - 117A Stealth
[ ] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) 05/04/01

4. Serial Number MD-F15/16THATIJUSTBOUGHT

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [X ] Catalogue
[ ] Showroom
[X ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[ ] Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[X ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[ ] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[X ] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[X ] Style / appearance [X ] Speed / maneuverability
[X ] Price / value [X ] Comfort / convenience
[ ] Kickback / bribe
[ ] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[X ] Advanced weapons systems
[ ] Backroom Politics
[X ] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[X ] North America [X ] Iraq [X ] Iran [ ] Aircraft carrier
[X ] Iraq
[ ] Europe
[X ] Iraq
[X ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[X ] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[X ] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[X ] Iraq
[X ] Misc 3rd world
[X ] Iraq
[ ] Classified .
[X ] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[X ] Colour TV [ ] VCR [X ] ICBM [ ] Killer satellite
[X ] CD Player
[ ] Air-to-Air missile
[X ] Space Shuttle
[X ] Home computer
[X] Nuclear weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[ ] Communist / Socialist [X ] Terrorist [X ] Crazed
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[ ] Dictatorship
[X ] Corrupt
[X ] Primive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [X ] Cash [X ] Suitcase of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[X ] Personal cheque
[X ] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[X ] Travelers cheque

12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [X ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[X ] Mercenary
[ ] Tyrant
[X ] Middle management
[ ] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[X ] Retired
[X ] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[X ] Golf [X ] Boating / sailing [ ] Sabotage
[X ] Running / jogging
[ ] Propaganda / missinformation
[ ] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[ ] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[X ] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[ ] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[ ] Border disputes
[ ] Mutually assured destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
=======================================
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our
Desert Thunder Sweepstake.

Ohh I hope I win. And yes I did need all of those methods of payment (damn Visa was maxed out Sad

)

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Reply #5 - Apr 2^nd, 2005 at 3:09pm

Souichiro Ex Member

I insist that this surcey becomes mandatory for all members Grin

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Reply #6 - Apr 3^rd, 2005 at 4:23am

`Josh Offline
Colonel
Lesson: Begineth.
Atoka, TN

Gender:
Posts: 387

Quote:

1. Status:

[ ] Mr [ ]Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [x] Lt [ ] Gen
[ ] Comrade [ ] Classified [ ] Other

First Name: Josh Initials: J Last Name512
Password (max 5 char)****
Code Name: Soldat Latitude................. Longitude......................... Altitude.............................

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase

[x] F-14 Tomcat
[ ] F-15 Eagle
[ ] F- 16 Falcon
[ ] F - 117A Stealth
[ ] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day) 1993/02/02

4. Serial Number 5127623012

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased

[ ] Received as a gift / Aid package [ ] Catalogue
[x] Showroom
[ ] Mail order
[ ] Discount store
[ ] Government surplus
[ ] Classified

6. Please indicate how you became aware of this McDonnell Douglas product you have just purcased

[ ] Heard loud noise, looked up [ ] Store display
[x] Espionage
[ ] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[ ] Was attacked by one

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product

[x] Style / appearance [x] Speed / maneuverability
[ ] Price / value [x] Comfort / convenience
[ ] Kickback / bribe
[ ] Recommended by sales person
[ ] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[ ] Advanced weapons systems
[ ] Backroom Politics
[ ] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used
[ ] North America [ ] Iraq [ ] Iran [x] Aircraft carrier
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Europe
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Middle East (not Iraq)
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Africa
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Asia / Far East
[ ] Iraq
[ ] Misc 3rd world
[ ] Iraq
[x] Classified .
[ ] Iraq

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[x] Colour TV [ ] VCR [ ] ICBM [ ] Killer satellite
[x] CD Player
[x] Air-to-Air missile
[ ] Space Shuttle
[x] Home computer
[ ] Nuclear weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Indicate all that apply)

[ ] Communist / Socialist [ ] Terrorist [ ] Crazed
[x] Neutral
[ ] Demorcratic
[ ] Dictatorship
[ ] Corrupt
[ ] Primive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product ?

[ ] Deficit spending [ ] Cash [ ] Suitcase of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Personal cheque
[x] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[ ] Travelers cheque

12. Your occupation

[ ] Homemaker [ ] Sales / Marketing [ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Clerical
[x] Mercenary
[ ] Tyrant
[ ] Middle management
[x] Eccentric billionaire
[ ] Defence Minister
[ ] General
[ ] Retired
[ ] Student

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis

[x] Golf [x] Boating / sailing [x] Sabotage
[ ] Running / jogging
[ ] Propaganda / missinformation
[ ] Destabilisation / overthrow
[ ] Default on loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[x] Black market / smuggling
[ ] Collectibles / collections
[ ] Watching sport on TV
[ ] Wines
[ ] Interrogation / torture
[ ] Household pets
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[x] Espionage / recooaissance
[ ] Fashion clothing
[ ] Border disputes
[ ] Mutually assured destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future, as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious consortia.
=======================================
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our
Desert Thunder Sweepstake.

Yay!

Here endeth the lesson.

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