Simviation Forum - Old Age (Adults Only)

Mar 22^nd, 2005 at 5:00am

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This is what happens when you grow old.....

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Reply #1 - Mar 22^nd, 2005 at 5:03am

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Yep, gravity does take it's toll on people as they age.

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Mar 22^nd, 2005 at 7:51pm

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lol... I hope that never happens to my wife Tongue

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Reply #3 - Mar 22^nd, 2005 at 8:31pm

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LOL!! I immediately thought of the same sort of image with the woman groping the man.... hmmmm, what would the caption be?
How about:
"Keep looking; I'm sure I saw it this morning..."

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Reply #4 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 11:35am

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He he he

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Reply #5 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 12:43pm

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LOL!! I immediately thought of the same sort of image with the woman groping the man.... hmmmm, what would the caption be?
How about:
"Keep looking; I'm sure I saw it this morning..."

How about the old couple that were listening to a radio evangelist. The evangelist said that he could heal people over the radio by having the person simply lay their right hand on the radio and then place their left hand over the part of their bodies that needed healing. The 89 year old woman got up and slowly walked with her cane over to the radio. Set her cane down and placed her right on hand the radio and then placed her left hand over her heart. Then she looked at her husband and said, "By golly, it works, I feel 40 years younger!" The 95 year old man proceeds to get up and feebly makes his way to the radio with his walker. He then places his right hand on the radio and he then placed his left hand firmly on his manhood. The woman looks at him and says, "Oh, for crying out loud Henry, the evangelist said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Mar 23^rd, 2005 at 12:56pm

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LMAO

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Reply #7 - Mar 31^st, 2005 at 1:36pm

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That "Adults Only" disclaimer is only a lure. Tongue

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