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Interesting labels (Read 435 times)
Mar 21
st
, 2005 at 4:34pm
Souichiro
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Not really a joke but reality. These are parts from labels or instruction manuals used as an example in one of my study books
They are well...interesting
On a Conair pro style 1600 hair dryer: WARNING: Do not use in shower.Never use while sleeping
Instructions for folding up a portable baby carriage: Step 1 remove baby
A rest stop on a Wisconsin highway: Do not eat urinal cakes
On a bag of fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On some Swanson frozen dinners. Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down
On Marks&Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Nytol sleeping aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
I thought they were quite funny.
The sad things though some of these like the Iron one are really necessary
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Mar 21
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, 2005 at 4:35pm
Jared
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LOL! Shows some peoples lack of common sense now doesn't it?
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Mar 22
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the_autopilot
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Been posted before.
Still hilarious though.
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Mar 22
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Alpha and Badger ....hehehehe
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on tesco value peanut butter- allergy advice, may contain nuts (well duh)
LMAO at others
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Mar 23
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, 2005 at 9:33pm
Yurei
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On some Swanson frozen dinners. Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): Do not turn upside down
those are my favorites, they just crack me up
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Mar 24
th
, 2005 at 1:07am
Drumlineramos
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on tesco value peanut butter- allergy advice, may contain nuts (well duh)
LMAO at others
Craig
it
MAY
contain nuts. you never know if it's that cheap imitation chlorohydroxide peanut butter or the real thing. gotta read those labels!
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Mar 24
th
, 2005 at 6:36pm
Triple_7
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lol seen many of them before
On the side of my prescription sleeping pills it says "drowsiness may occur" Gee I would hope so
On a Banquet microwave dinner i had earlier...Will be hot after heating. Really....If they didnt have this warning could i sue them if i burn myself:P
Im sure if i was to read some more labels i could find many more
In this day in age apparently they need to treat us like we are stupid so we cant sue them for common sence mishaps
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Mar 24
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, 2005 at 7:01pm
Souichiro
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Well just for legal issues. I don't think Mc'D Wants another lawsuit cuz someone spilled some hot Coffee
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Mar 24
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, 2005 at 7:33pm
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You had me on the floor! Good job
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Mar 24
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, 2005 at 7:37pm
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Never use while sleeping ahhaha sleep styleing
C-17&&&&
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Mar 24
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, 2005 at 10:39pm
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lol, here's one that I've heard of before. This label is on a "special" type of thermometer: Once used rectally, do not use orally
&&Home Airport: NAS Whidbey Island (KNUW)-Oak Harbor Airpark (76S)&&
Current FS Location: Seoul/Incheon, South Korea
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Mar 24
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, 2005 at 11:15pm
R/C Ben
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lol, here's one that I've heard of before. This label is on a "special" type of thermometer: Once used rectally, do not use orally
Ahhh man thats just nasty!!!
Very funny! What are urinal cakes?
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Mar 24
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"do not eat" on the little packets of drying agent that come with electronics. That always makes me laugh. Are they affraid we will think its complimentary candy that sony just threw in for buying a CD player?
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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Mar 25
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, 2005 at 9:57am
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hmm, youd never go to the bathroom again tho
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Mar 25
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, 2005 at 10:00am
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Very funny! What are urinal cakes?
those little discs in the urinals
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