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Mar 21^st, 2005 at 2:32pm

allosaurus1 Offline
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Pre-Flight Encouragement

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Firstly, I'd
like to thank you for choosing Mandarin Airlines. As we taxi out to
the runway, please make yourself comfortable... and for those of you
sitting on the right side of the plane, please look to your left.

« Last Edit: Mar 21^st, 2005 at 8:28pm by allosaurus1 »

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Reply #1 - Mar 21^st, 2005 at 3:05pm

Vic Offline
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I hope you mean it the other way around Wink

(Those on right look to the left)...unless ofcourse you want to drive an airline into the ground Grin

Lol, makes me think again about that 'Flying in China' story I posted last month Wink

I can even picture what that flight attendant would say during the briefing.
"Hello lady and gentlemen! Please pay attention to safety briefing! If you look out to your right, you see how useless safety briefing is! So just buckle up and shut up!"
Vic

When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

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Reply #2 - Mar 21^st, 2005 at 8:30pm